E.L.Strict
05-09-2008, 12:55 PM
Not the Spurs Shop - by E.L.Strict
Where did this dark cloud come from? The way some of our fans are talking you would think that we had just sold one of the best strike partnerships in Europe and failed to replace it adequately.
Huh?
Oh right, yeah. Well anyway, there is still plenty to be cheerful about, as the transfer window round up on the official site makes more than clear. Plus, we didn’t sign Heskey. Maybe we all just need to lighten up a bit, so with that in mind, let’s take a look at what isn’t being sold in the Spurs Shop this week.
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7897/balemirrorcombove4.jpg
If only our Gareth really did own this item he might not spend half of his time on the pitch fixing his hair! It’s not really much of a problem whilst he remains a darling of The Lane, but should his form start to drop then this could quickly become about as endearing as Ian Walker’s “Oops, I’ve conceded again” giggle.
If demand drives supply then unfortunately the presence of a market for this particular DVD is undeniable:
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4871/jenaslowlightsssyl3.jpg
Now Jenas haters need never run out of ammo again. Who needs logical thought and reasoned conclusions when you have, at your fingertips, all of Jermaine’s mistakes entirely out of context!? Scapegoating has never been this easy!
And finally:
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1886/berbafiguressbq3.jpg
Farewell Dimi, you never really looked like you wanted to be here at all. Thanks for making Keane look like a £20 million player though, we owe you for that. Although I guess we can just call it even.
Until next time.
Where did this dark cloud come from? The way some of our fans are talking you would think that we had just sold one of the best strike partnerships in Europe and failed to replace it adequately.
Huh?
Oh right, yeah. Well anyway, there is still plenty to be cheerful about, as the transfer window round up on the official site makes more than clear. Plus, we didn’t sign Heskey. Maybe we all just need to lighten up a bit, so with that in mind, let’s take a look at what isn’t being sold in the Spurs Shop this week.
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7897/balemirrorcombove4.jpg
If only our Gareth really did own this item he might not spend half of his time on the pitch fixing his hair! It’s not really much of a problem whilst he remains a darling of The Lane, but should his form start to drop then this could quickly become about as endearing as Ian Walker’s “Oops, I’ve conceded again” giggle.
If demand drives supply then unfortunately the presence of a market for this particular DVD is undeniable:
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4871/jenaslowlightsssyl3.jpg
Now Jenas haters need never run out of ammo again. Who needs logical thought and reasoned conclusions when you have, at your fingertips, all of Jermaine’s mistakes entirely out of context!? Scapegoating has never been this easy!
And finally:
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1886/berbafiguressbq3.jpg
Farewell Dimi, you never really looked like you wanted to be here at all. Thanks for making Keane look like a £20 million player though, we owe you for that. Although I guess we can just call it even.
Until next time.