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Sunday - What's your plan of action

Kendall

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Feb 8, 2007
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Chill out, BBQ, watch football, be annoyed, avoid facebook/SC for a week after.
 

nstream

Linekers Balls
Oct 1, 2005
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If the weather is nice; a spot of gardening. If the weather is bad; a spot of wet gardening.
I have no faith in the barcodes.
 

fieryjack

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Jan 13, 2006
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At Billy Nic's @ opening time. Miss three quarters of the match due to toilet trips. Vomit on people in front of me. Travel home. Wake up in Birmingham.

Will this be in your official capacity as police officer?
I will be in there as well, i`ll get you a pint to help you on your way.
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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An acquaintance of mine on Facebook updated his status last night with something along the lines of 'hard work now done, gutted Spurs, you're gonna miss out yet again, hahaha'.

Therefore, if we win and they lose, Sunday night I will print off his status update and have it transcribed on to a concrete slab. I'll then take that slab over to his house and smash it over his FUCKING FACE 72 TIMES (because that will be our points tally) whilst singing 'Oh when the Spuuuuuuuurs' at the top of my fucking voice, while his stupid head gets flatter by the second.

I think I'll do that even if we lose, just with a whole different set of emotions.
 

Original # 10

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Aug 13, 2008
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I'm not actually that nervous anymore. I always envisaged that Wigan would be a tougher game for Goons. Hopefully they are in a place of some sort of false security now.

Looking at the positives though Toon have a chance to finish top 10, there will be 50k Toon Army rocking the place and Pardew and Wenger have previous. I don't think Toon will win but its not out of the question that it could be a draw.
 

luptic

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Jul 21, 2008
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Go go twelve mass, say a few prayers, light a few candles, home for sunday lunch, then go to cinema at four doesnt matter whats on, as long as it only around 2hrs, with mobile turned off. Leave at six, walk to the nearest bar, look in and if a few fellas wearing spurs tops are celebrating head in for a cheeky half dozen pints and turn on my mobile, if they arent.... go home back to bed and hopefully dont waken until mid August.


Id be bag of nerves if i was in the bar watching it.
 

WiganSpur

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Aug 31, 2012
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Watch us get a nice final day victory and be proud of the players despite missing out on the CL after Arsenal win 4-0 courtesy of 4 suspicious goalkeeping errors.
 

Bergsy

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Jul 14, 2009
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Breakfast with the lads,
sink a few beers on train,
Bricklayers until kick off,
Game,
Party, Regardless of result.
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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So yet again it comes down to this. Last day shenanigoats to see whether we'll be in the Champions League or not.

Obviously most of you will be at the Lane desperately trying to work out the results up in Toon-town whilst we hopefully give Sunderland a bit of a whooping.

But what about the rest of you? How will you be managing the watching of two games?

Soccer Sunday?
BBC updates?
One game on the tele the other on the radio?
Various illegal feeds from your computer empire (do not post any links here)?

Or like me will you be cowering behind the sofa trying to avoid it all but secretly still checking the scores on your phone?


I'll be high up on a light pylon in St Jame's Park with my high powered rifle ensuring Newcastle win :ninja:

Nah, I'll be on the sofa flicking b/n the 2 channels annoying the hell out of my gf
 

Original # 10

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Aug 13, 2008
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An acquaintance of mine on Facebook updated his status last night with something along the lines of 'hard work now done, gutted Spurs, you're gonna miss out yet again, hahaha'.

Therefore, if we win and they lose, Sunday night I will print off his status update and have it transcribed on to a concrete slab. I'll then take that slab over to his house and smash it over his FUCKING FACE 72 TIMES (because that will be our points tally) whilst singing 'Oh when the Spuuuuuuuurs' at the top of my fucking voice, while his stupid head gets flatter by the second.

I think I'll do that even if we lose, just with a whole different set of emotions.


I had the honour of the 'look forward to the Europa League' text from one of my goon mates after we drew at Chelsea.
I haven't seen this goon mate for years but I'm pretty sure I remember where he lives.
So I will make sure I defer my Sunday morning turn out and consume several thousand calories of stodge throughout the day just in case we do achieve our dreams and I'm able to conclude by shoving an impressive turd soldier through his letterbox
 

WestBelfast Spurs

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Jul 15, 2011
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have the shits until kick off watch the match call the wife a scuddy bastard when we loose out blame her rant and rave for 30 minutes say sorry just to get a ride
 

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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I'm going to watch Newcastle tear Arsenal a new one. Whilst Pardew is hailed as a Spurs legend.

Then I'm going to wake up, see Spurs are struggling to score and it remains 0-0 whilst Arse****s are 3-0 up due to Oliver Giroud and Theo Ugly Face Walcott.

Then I will avoid my phone, Facebook, this place and every football game for about 2 weeks. Whilst being angry at having to work the next day.
 

WestBelfast Spurs

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Jul 15, 2011
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I'm going to watch Newcastle tear Arsenal a new one. Whilst Pardew is hailed as a Spurs legend.

Then I'm going to wake up, see Spurs are struggling to score and it remains 0-0 whilst Arse****s are 3-0 up due to Oliver Giroud and Theo Ugly Face Walcott.

Then I will avoid my phone, Facebook, this place and every football game for about 2 weeks. Whilst being angry at having to work the next day.

all well and good but isn't Oliver Gerard out for the season
 

Locotoro

Prince of Zamunda
Sep 2, 2004
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I'm going to kidknap Wenger, buy a Wenger mask walk into the changing room and tell Carzola, Walcott, Wiltshire and Giroud that they are dropped. I will then tell them about my exciting new formation we are going to play that consists of all 11 players not leaving the centre circle and playing without a keeper. Busy day really.


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