At this stage I wont rule anything in or out.
Chill out, BBQ, watch football, be annoyed, avoid facebook/SC for a week after.
At Billy Nic's @ opening time. Miss three quarters of the match due to toilet trips. Vomit on people in front of me. Travel home. Wake up in Birmingham.
Thank fuck.
So yet again it comes down to this. Last day shenanigoats to see whether we'll be in the Champions League or not.
Obviously most of you will be at the Lane desperately trying to work out the results up in Toon-town whilst we hopefully give Sunderland a bit of a whooping.
But what about the rest of you? How will you be managing the watching of two games?
Soccer Sunday?
BBC updates?
One game on the tele the other on the radio?
Various illegal feeds from your computer empire (do not post any links here)?
Or like me will you be cowering behind the sofa trying to avoid it all but secretly still checking the scores on your phone?
An acquaintance of mine on Facebook updated his status last night with something along the lines of 'hard work now done, gutted Spurs, you're gonna miss out yet again, hahaha'.
Therefore, if we win and they lose, Sunday night I will print off his status update and have it transcribed on to a concrete slab. I'll then take that slab over to his house and smash it over his FUCKING FACE 72 TIMES (because that will be our points tally) whilst singing 'Oh when the Spuuuuuuuurs' at the top of my fucking voice, while his stupid head gets flatter by the second.
I think I'll do that even if we lose, just with a whole different set of emotions.
I'm going to watch Newcastle tear Arsenal a new one. Whilst Pardew is hailed as a Spurs legend.
Then I'm going to wake up, see Spurs are struggling to score and it remains 0-0 whilst Arse****s are 3-0 up due to Oliver Giroud and Theo Ugly Face Walcott.
Then I will avoid my phone, Facebook, this place and every football game for about 2 weeks. Whilst being angry at having to work the next day.
I'm going to kidknap Wenger, buy a Wenger mask walk into the changing room and tell Carzola, Walcott, Wiltshire and Giroud that they are dropped. I will then tell them about my exciting new formation we are going to play that consists of all 11 players not leaving the centre circle and playing without a keeper. Busy day really.