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A Pigs head left in Kenwynne Jones' locker

FMA

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Could have been worse, he could have woken up and found Ruud Van Nistelrooy's head in his bed.
 

Drexl

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Yeah, because Islam is the only religion which regards pork as unclean :rolleyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_Church

I am well aware of that

But there has been no evidence to suggest Jones is a jew or seventh day adventist, most of twitter are claiming he is a muslim, IF and it is a big if, he is a muslim then Whelan is extremely lucky he has only a broken windscreen to contend with and not several missing teeth and a broken jaw.

Jones is 6ft 5 and built like Tyson
 

King of Otters

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To whoever doh'd me

Jews are as offended by pigs as much as muslims are, if a Spurs player put a pigs head in Levy's office drawer I don't think the 'it was only harmless banter' line would cut much ice with Levy

According to my sources, Levy is actually at the forefront of the banter scene at Spurs. Just the other week, Levy, in full black face, burst into the home dressing room, flopped out his hampton, and proceeded to chase a dumbfounded Lewis Holtby along the corridor while howling 'swallow my salty bratwurst!' in a manic tone.
 

Misfit

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Bit weird, that.
Indeed. Not sure this falls into the "bants" category. All I'm saying is don't be shocked when the police start digging up dead bodies in and around the Stoke dressing room and several players are taken into questioning for murder at some point in the future. This is how it starts. Poor little piggies and other animals first...

"Duh, herpy hur. Decapitated pig's head. Diss is funny hurr hur. I like the way a person's skin feels when I'm wearing it. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" /masturbates furiously.
 

beats1

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I am well aware of that

But there has been no evidence to suggest Jones is a jew or seventh day adventist, most of twitter are claiming he is a muslim, IF and it is a big if, he is a muslim then Whelan is extremely lucky he has only a broken windscreen to contend with and not several missing teeth and a broken jaw.

Jones is 6ft 5 and built like Tyson
He is a Rastafarian and they dont eat pork
 

TheGreenLily

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That is just seriously messed up, seriously messed. Even if it was just a joke, it is still seriously messed up.
 

noiseboy55

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Before picture apparently (from twitter),

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that's charlie Adam isn't it?
 

3Dnata

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Jones's partner is a muslim too.
I'm a non believer and pork lover but if anybody left a pigs head on anything of mine as a practical joke I wouldn't be slapping the on the back and saying what great banter.
Completely unsurprizing that Stoke players are like this.
 

mill

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It's not funny but just stupid regardless of the religons involved
 

MattyP

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I don't think Stoke players have quite understood the meaning of spitroast.
 

Reece

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Well whoever did it certainly made more than a pig's ear out of this one
 

chinaman

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Even if Jones is a Muslim, and his partner does have a Muslim name, they can't be the religious type because Islam does not condone partnership out of wedlock.
 

mill

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Even if Jones is a Muslim, and his partner does have a Muslim name, they can't be the religious type because Islam does not condone partnership out of wedlock.
This has got fuck all to do with religon, just a shit joke
 
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