Some true facts about Berbatov.

michaelden

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Berbatov is so cool he's countering global warming

Berbatov laid his hand on his computer and then it knew more than 1s & 0s... it knew 2

Berbatov told Gordon Ramsey to F off

 

vegassd

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Dimitar Berbatov is neither animal, vegetable or mineral. He is Berbatov.

 

brakefluid

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kuwaity said:

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

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Where do you get your insipiration from.....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wooooooow <-----class

 

kuwaity

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NiLePrInCe said:

even though he could've turned them into stone by getting them to stare at his snake hair, but Berbatov is much more cooler than that, isn't he? :lol:

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yes :grin: .. you know berbatov is a kind of ghosts .. he is unseen, his snake hair and deer face makes every one from us believes in this idea .. fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

 

Rupstoh

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kuwaity said:

yes :grin: .. you know berbatov is a kind of ghosts .. he is unseen, his snake hair and deer face makes every one from us believes in this idea .. fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

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Utter class! :grin:

 

Rupstoh

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God, whilst shaving, looked in the mirror and saw Berbatov.

 

kuwaity

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vegassd said:

Dimitar Berbatov is neither animal, vegetable or mineral. He is Berbatov.

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:rofl: .. maybe berbatov himself is not berbatov .. maybe he is animal, bird, profession, colour, tree, flower, greeting, light, number :shrug: :shrug: .. he is every thing

 

kuwaity

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Rupstoh said:

God, whilst shaving, looked in the mirror and saw Berbatov.

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no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:

 

Timbo Tottenham

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kuwaity said:

no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:

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:rofl: I'm actually crying with laughter. I haven't laughed this much since PSV scored and Henry got injured!

 

Stoof

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When Berbatov scores a hat-trick, he not only has scored three goals he has simultaneously destroyed every hat in the world.

 

glennyhoddle

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kuwaity said:

no .. you can't see him in the mirror because he is unseen .. maybe you will see a deer or donkey or some thing like that :shrug:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
kuwaity, you are different mustard! quality, best laugh i've had for ages (well since the psv game last night!)

 

NickHSpurs

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Kuwaity, are you male or female?

 

bubble-and-yid

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brilliant

 

NickHSpurs

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I would also like to know if you're from Kazakstan and have a tash :lol:

 

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Berbitov lost his virginity before his father.

 

bern

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gibbs131 said:

Berbitov lost his virginity before his father.

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Eek

 

Stoof

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Berbatov knows what myrrh is.

 

kuwaity

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NickHSpurs said:

I would also like to know if you're from Kazakstan and have a tash :lol:

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:grin: i am from kuwait and i drink petrol everyday
i am a male and i want to come here to england to study next year, i'll buy a season ticket and i want to meet berbatov to take his sgin in my book and tell him i love his deer face :grin: .. really i love you all mates i love tottenham since i was 16 years know i'm 22 and my love to this club is growing

 

SlunkSoma

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This thread makes me feel happy. "fu*k off when I see his eyes" love it
My avatar is a homage to Kuwaity

 

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Snake hair.