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jondesouza

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Oct 18, 2004
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We've got Alli
Dele Alli
I just don't think you understand
He only cost 5 mil
He's better than Ozil
We've got Dele Alli

I'll clean up the thread a bit later.

The fact that we don't sing 'Dele Alli' to the tune of 'Come on Eileen' has always disappointed me.
 

archiewasking

Waiting for silverware..........
Jul 5, 2004
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My son asked me - and I don't know the answer, so I'll ask you lot - who actually STARTS the songs? Who comes up with them? And how do you get other people to sing them?

ps I loved "We'll take more care of you, Archibald, Archiebald"
 

aliyid

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Dec 28, 2004
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To the tune of Land of Hope and Glory...

I Loooove Eric Diiiiiiier
Eric Dier loves meeeee

The Eriksen one is still my favourite when at the lane :singing: (y)
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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Only one I can think of that Dougal has missed is:

Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
'Cos we are the Tottenham
We are the best
We are the Tottenham
So fuck all the rest

(Unfortunately used frequently by Chelsea and Arsenal too)


Nicola Berti should be sung a lot more frequently though, however. My favourite player song of all time!
 

TaoistMonkey

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Oct 25, 2005
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I'm still annoyed this hasn't taken off...

Oh Dembele Bambalam
Oh Dembele Bambalam
Etc
etc

 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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It's quite annoying that 2 of our best players' songs contain Ozil in them. He's not good enough to warrant being in 2 of our songs. I get why he's in them (the price tag basically) but still quite annoying. Also when people sing about Campbell even though he's retired. Don't get me wrong, every time I see his cocking face on tv I want to punch him in his ****, like yesterday on SSN, but dedicating songs at matches keeps him semi significant, which he is not. One day hopefully he'll become a manager and we'll play his team (non league obvs) in the fa cup and we can give him dog's abuse then.

80's songs are the best for me. Archibald, Galvin, Hoddle etc.
 

widmerpool

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Jun 18, 2012
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One day hopefully he'll become a manager

I'd prefer that to be nixed by the sinister, discriminatory forces which prevented him from becoming assistant England manager, mayor of London, or a kingpin in the world of interior decor, despite the fact that he is Sol Campbell.

Agree 100% on Ozil.
 

Led's Zeppelin

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May 28, 2013
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Anyone would think "Toby Alderweireld" was hard to scan or something.

But apart from

"Toby Alderweireld
Toby Alderweireld...

to the "Ossies going to Wembley" tune, I can't think of anything.

You will though!
 

widmerpool

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Jun 18, 2012
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Anyone would think "Toby Alderweireld" was hard to scan or something.

But apart from

"Toby Alderweireld
Toby Alderweireld...

to the "Ossies going to Wembley" tune, I can't think of anything.

You will though!

I was mocked for saying that Toby Alderweireld is suitable for anything in trochaic trimeter, but anyway 2 Unlimited's No Limits is the obvious solution, as for the Toures.
 

midoNdefoe

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Mar 9, 2005
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Im annoyed the Josh Onomah one hasnt taken off...ive tried aswell...

Josh Onomah, do-doooo, do-do-do!
(minah minah song)
 

stewartd

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Oct 31, 2003
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If I had the wings if an Eagle
The dirty old arse of a crow
I'd fly over Arsenal tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below Below below
Shit on Shit on Shit on
the bastards below
 

stewartd

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Oct 31, 2003
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The red shirts are turning pink
There not as red as people think
Soon the day will come to pass
we'll stick the red shirts up their arse.
 

southlondonyiddo

My eyes have seen some of the glory..
Nov 8, 2004
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What do you think of Arsen@l?

SHIT

What do you think of Shit

ARSEN@L

Always a good little ditty when one is partaking in a slash
 

southlondonyiddo

My eyes have seen some of the glory..
Nov 8, 2004
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What's that hangin out of his sock is it his ankle, is it his ankle?

To the tune of

What's that coming over the hill is it a monster




Aren't we a lovely lot!!
(Still a great song though)
 

Wellspurs

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Mar 9, 2006
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I think we need to drop the arsenal fan kick his head in song...but it's so easy to sing everyone joins in so change "kick his head in" to "Wipe off his grin"?
 

Mr.D

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Dec 2, 2014
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He shot,
He cum,
All over Terry's bum,
Willy Youuung, Willy Youuung!
 

DiamondLites

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Jul 29, 2011
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The wanyama one on YouTube should really catch on, disappointed it hasn't as it's simple and can easily be repeated ad nauseum

 

spursgirls

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Aug 13, 2008
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This is the one song I refuse to sing along to. I just strongly dislike it.
That and the Sol Campbell one! I can't understand why we still sing about him. Far better to never mention his name again.
 
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