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FIVE Bold Predictions for the 17/18 season.

kursaal

Well-Known Member
Aug 20, 2013
2,279
7,974
1. Spurs will win the FA Cup
2. Spurs will win the Premier League
3. Spurs will win the Champions League
4. Harry Kane will score 40 plus goals
5. Southend United will win the First Division, League Cup and Essex Senior Cup
 

talkshowhost86

Mod-Moose
Staff
Oct 2, 2004
48,105
47,061
1. We will be outside the top 4 come November.
2. We will finish in the top 4.
3. We'll get to the semi-finals of the Champions League.
4. Trippier will replace Walker as England's right back.
5. Lamela won't play another game for Spurs.
 

THFCjosh

Well-Known Member
Aug 22, 2013
632
2,229
1. Have a slow start the season gaining 8 points from the opening 5 games, then go on a stupid 10 game winning run
2. Another title challenge but ultimately 'bottle it' after closing the gap from 15 points to 3 points
3. Make it out of the 'Group of Death' in CL which includes the likes of Barca and Munich only to lose to Maccabi Tel Aviv in the last 16
4. Win FA cup
5. Chelsea finish 6th, United 5th, Everton 4th, Liverpool 3rd, Spurs 2nd, City 1st, Wenger gets sacked before xmas after being knocked out of EL and being 10th in PL
 

Cheltenham Spur

Re mem mem remember member
Aug 23, 2012
1,018
3,700
1. Harry Winks makes his full England debut.
2. Harry Kane beats Clive Allen's record of 49 goals in a season.
3. We get Real Madrid in the champions league and beat them at Wembley.
4. We finally win a trophy (alright it's the Checkatrade Trophy but at least it's silverware (y)).
5. The Premier League introduces a new rule awarding 4 points for an away win. Levy successfully argues that all our games are away and we win the league by 14 points.
 

npearl4spurs

Believing Member
Sep 9, 2014
4,191
10,973
1. Trippier leads the PL in assists for defenders.
2. Edwards finally gets his chance in the League Cup and shines, earning at least 5 appearances this season.
3. Hugo finally wins the Golden Glove.
4. Kane scores 30+ in the Premier League, 5+ in the CL, and 5+ in the domestics to score 40+ in all comps winning the Golden Boot and PFA Player of the Year.
5. We win the Premier League, get to CL QF, and at least one domestic cup final.
 

Spurs72

Don't Call It A Comeback
May 20, 2008
565
484
1. We will win the FA Cup
2. George Kevin-N'koudou will Break out
3. Kane will Score 35 goals Next Season
4.Son will score 20+ goals
5. We will Win Our Champion's League Group.
 

absolute bobbins

Am Yisrael Chai
Feb 12, 2013
11,649
25,962
1. Win the league
2. Win the Champions League
3. Win the FA Cup
4. Win the League Cup
5. Reject a collective come and get me plea from Messi, Bale, Cristiano, M'bappe and Donnarumma
 

EQP

EQP
Sep 1, 2013
7,960
29,659
1. Onomah and Winks form a formidable CM pairing for us as a result they're promoted to the National team.
2. Edwards signs a new contract.
 

parj

NDombelly ate all the pies
Jul 27, 2003
3,586
5,861
Poch linked with Barcelona or PSG
Kane linked with man united
Dele linked with real Madrid
Eriksen signs new contact
Sissoko still at WHL in august
 

Krule

Carpe Diem
Jun 4, 2017
4,534
8,686
1. Spurs will go the whole season unbeaten at Wembley
2. Harry Kane will win the Golden Boot for the third time
3. Dele Alli wins PFA Player of the Year
4. Daniel Levy to host The Apprentice TV Series
5. Sissoko joins Real Madrid for a fee of £50m and goes on to outscore Ronaldo next season

(Might have over stretched it with number 4....:))
 
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HobbitSpur

The Voice of Reason
Jun 28, 2013
1,785
3,818
1) Ali to get PL Golden Boot
2) We will get to Semi Finals of CL
3) We go unbeaten again at home in PL
4) We will win PL
5) I will have a dirty weekend away with Tracey Hill and Taylor Swift.
 

oskathegobshite

#Spursy
Jan 20, 2004
1,686
2,393
1. We will win the league
2. Harry Winks will be in the squad for the World Cup
3. We will play Barcelona in the Champions League
4. Dele Alli will win PFA player of the year
5. We will sign Ross Barkley
 

SUIYHA

Well-Known Member
Jan 15, 2017
1,723
8,579
1. We will lose to Liverpool
2. We will set a Guinness World Record for the most cringeworthy goal celebration
3. A pundit on MOTD will say we never should have left White Hart Lane
4. Bale or Modric will get dropped from the Real Madrid team and Spurs ITK will say their sources have told them that it's because they're coming back
5. Alli will miss a good chance in a big game and the camera will cut to Poch looking angry - this will be used to fuel a story that they've fallen out and that Alli wants to leave in the summer.
 

lillywhites61

SC Supporter
Aug 11, 2009
3,538
2,270
1) Kane will score at least 40 goals in all competitions.
2) Tottenham will finish in the Top 4, but won't make a serious challenge for the title.
3) We will be eliminated in the Champions League group stage.
4) We will visibly see thousands of empty seats at Wembley on a regular basis.
5) Sissoko will score a goal. For us. Against Newcastle.

What a bundle of joy ;)
 

Saoirse

Well-Known Member
Aug 20, 2013
6,143
15,550
What a bundle of joy ;)
In all seriousness I do think we need to keep our expectations in check. For a club with our resources challenging for the title is the exception, not the rule. A third consecutive top 4 finish while we're away from the Lane all season would as far as I'm concerned be a massive success.
 

olliec

Well-Known Member
Jun 20, 2012
3,574
11,763
We will win the League
We Will win the EFL Cup
We will win the FA Cup
We will win the CL
We will win our first game at Wembley against the chavs

What can I say? I am optimistic (y)(y)
 

StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
Feb 13, 2004
32,568
10,280
1) The Department of Works and Pensioners will invalidate Eric Lamela's invalidity benefit claim, declaring him fit for work and forcing him to play matches on a stretcher under threat of deportation. Before our very eyes he will evolve on the pitch into our very own Billy the Fish.

2) In our second league game, the Chelsea players attack our lot with machetes in an organised and clearly prearranged attack. Despite video evidence and the sworn testimony of several thousands of eyewitness as to the premeditated nature of the attack, the FA will find that we provoked them by "being good" contrary to "the common order of things". Chelsea will be awarded 17 points and three posthumous league titles dating back to Magna Carter. Daniel Levy, Mauricio Pochettino and Jesus :eek: will be impaled at the site of the New White Hart Lane. A selective cross-section of 20,000 Spurs fans are stripped of UK citizenship for maliciously cheering Tottenham goals in said match, and forced to work as slaves in the sulphur mines of Sicily as a warning to other potential rebels against "the established authorities". The New White Hart will be confiscated to be finished at THFC expense prior to being awarded to the any nearby nomadic club desperate for a new new ground as their new ground is so shite and lifeless, and who have an established reputation for muscling in on other clubs' territory. Joe Lewis will spend his remaining years as a fugitive from justice among various Eskimo groups, murdering several members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in a desperate effort to maintain his assumed identity as Ninoock the Orca Assassin. Tim Sherwood will be appointed as a compliant dictator over a much reduced THFC, with John Terry as a misunderstood enforcer, overseeing a club forced to play remaining home games on the weed covered tennis court, at the old abandoned and slightly creepy school. Spurs are forbidden to play with any more than one player on the pitch at any one time, and no substitutions under any circumstances...

3)...in spite of these punitive measures Harry Kane plays as Tottenham's only player for the remaining 36 games, winning the Golden Glove and the Golden Boot in an unbeaten run of 35 games, clinching the title with a 0 - 0 draw at the Emirates on the final day.

4) Liverpool fans declare him a One Season Rush Goalie wonder. Jordan Henderson would clearly be far more effective in the role. Anyway, Liverpewel have won the Rush Goalie Championship five times. Jurgen Klopp pulls a stupid face. The crowd go wild.

5) Despite being awarded Wanyama, Alderweirild and Vertonghen by a tribunal as part of the New White Hart Lane confiscation package, ArseAnal still have a feeble defence, leading to fresh outbreaks of civil war and the midnight burial of Arsene Whinger under the pitch at the New White Hart Lane, accompanied by incantations to a sinister being known as the St Totteringham's Day Restoration Demon. Despite digging clean through to Australia, metropolitan police fail to find a body, just a pile of ash like in a vampire movie.

Bonus prediction: within three seconds of the transfer window opening, 79% of Spurs fans will be declaring that Daniel Levy has ruined the club, we will be lucky to finish seventh and this is only being realistic despite the club only finishing lower than fifth once in the last eight seasons, and even that was sixth, and Liverpool will so inevitably finish above us that we might as well award them their annual Finishing Higher Than Tottenham trophy right now.
 
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mark87

Well-Known Member
Nov 29, 2004
36,032
114,069
1) Kane to score 40+ in all competitions
2) We break our record transfer fee
3) Winks to make the England WC squad.
4) Kane to get POTY
5) Sissoko to be sold.
 
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