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2018 SC Cheltenham Festival Tipsters Competition.

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
47,870
49,700
Apples Shakira coming in 4th did me a favour with most of you lot having napped it.

Phew.
 

Archibald&Crooks

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Feb 1, 2005
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Fucking Chesterfield you teasing ****, don't make a half hearted challenge and then fade almost as soon as you get there. It's like a bird with massive norks flashing her tits at you and then closing her legs.
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
56,725
78,455
@poc nearly takes over the lead..
 
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cider spurs

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Jul 5, 2016
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@poc nearly takes over the lead..
Think I'm still 2 back but maths was never my strong point :)

@poc

If you win, you might want to ask @Houdini where the missing cash has gone. Total prize money started off at. v50k...winner bagging 30k.

Paragraph or two later...total prize money v35k...winner pocketing 20k o_O and second place now 10k as opposed to the opening v15ko_O

I'm telling ya mate, he's fleecing those lucky enough to finish top 3.
All the hard work we've put in, and he's took us for 15 big one's.:peeking:
 
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Archibald&Crooks

Aegina Expat
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Feb 1, 2005
55,533
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I've backed every fucking Tizzard horse that's run this week.

Until this one.

Fuck off. Just fuck right off. It'll be a LONG time before I have a fucking bet again.*

****.

*at least 30 minutes :cautious:
 

cider spurs

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Jul 5, 2016
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Broke my golden rule this morning. Changed a few selections, 2 of which have been placed. Nothing doing thus far in regards to the horses I switched them for.
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
56,725
78,455
Final standings (tbc)



TCO. 144.



dagraham. 140

L-Man 134

buttons. 133

poc. 132
luptic. 132

mark2017. 130

stonecold. 128.

toto. 126

raiden. 124

A&C. 122

Felmani. 119

kr1978. 116
Ciderspurs. 116

Houds. 114

Plupper. 112

L.S.U. 108

Monty. 100

Flynn. 93

whitelanefever. 84

Class of 62. 70
mycroft jones 70

Insomnia. 66

Don Stefano. 62
 
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cider spurs

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Jul 5, 2016
9,399
23,731
I can't win. :( In hindsight I s'pose my old careers teacher was right. She said nothing would become of me. :cry:
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
56,725
78,455
@poc

If you win, you might want to ask @Houdini where the missing cash has gone. Total prize money started off at. v50k...winner bagging 30k.

Paragraph or two later...total prize money v35k...winner pocketing 20k o_O and second place now 10k as opposed to the opening v15ko_O

I'm telling ya mate, he's fleecing those lucky enough to finish top 3.
All the hard work we've put in, and he's took us for 15 big one's.:peeking:

I forgot to adjust the last figures when i increased this years winning V£ cash. all sorted. (y)
 

Houdini

No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.
Jul 10, 2006
56,725
78,455
Djakadam. £20k e/w @ 33/1
 

Archibald&Crooks

Aegina Expat
Admin
Feb 1, 2005
55,533
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I forgot to adjust the last figures when i increased this years winning V£ cash. all sorted. (y)
TBH it's pennies isn't it? Its only pretend money......., we really should be offering up a million in Vee for the winner and half that for the runner up.

Then I could win my own comp and laugh like a porn star with a massive tallywhacker
 

cider spurs

Well-Known Member
Jul 5, 2016
9,399
23,731
Yeah...c'mon Native river. Let's get me moving up this table. I'm Champions league standard, none of this lower-mid table mediocrity.
 
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