We do too, though. We've been at the beach for longer than they have
Match Ratings Ratings vs West Bromwich Albion
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doctor stefan Freud
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Bag of wank. Probably
Spurrific
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Kane rushing back has derailed our final run in. The dude looks like he’s playing with concrete boots. We looked so much better that spell with Son up front, we’re effectively 10 men every game with a crocked Kane persevering in his pointless chase for golden boot.
Worst game I’ve seen Lamela have for us. Poch seems allergic to winning at times. Five at the back against relegation fodder that need to win? Played directly into Darren Moore’s bacon-grease covered hands.
Sell the team and pivot THFC into an American football franchise imo.
Worst game I’ve seen Lamela have for us. Poch seems allergic to winning at times. Five at the back against relegation fodder that need to win? Played directly into Darren Moore’s bacon-grease covered hands.
Sell the team and pivot THFC into an American football franchise imo.
whitesocks
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This was a strategic victory that has strengthened MP's hand this summer.
Coast in second and Levy would have laughed him out the office if he requested big spending.
On the back off this display and general pisstaking, I'd like to see Rose, Alderwiereld, Wanyama, Llorente and Lamela sent on their merry way and some decent replacements brought in.
Rose Motm, just about. Thanks for the memories.
Coast in second and Levy would have laughed him out the office if he requested big spending.
On the back off this display and general pisstaking, I'd like to see Rose, Alderwiereld, Wanyama, Llorente and Lamela sent on their merry way and some decent replacements brought in.
Rose Motm, just about. Thanks for the memories.
seanwhite1961
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Lloris 6 - The Kane save. You never feel safe with him on corners.
Rose 7 - Dynamic with poor crossing. Daft hand in face v Nyom.
Vertonghen 7 - Some unnecessary fouls in our half. A threat pushing forward.
Sanchez 5 - Ropey at times. Pace usually shut down WBA breaks.
Alderweireld 8 - Laser guided diagonals to Rose. Looked commanding. Wanyama passes caused him trouble.
Trippier 6 - Largely nullified by WBA defence. Great pass to Kane for 1st half chance.
Eriksen 6 - Dead balls a duffer. Buzzed around to some extent
Wanyama 5 - Some duff passing to Toby. Always involved but often lacking crispness.
Lamela 4 - Muffed a great chance. Effort without results
Alli 6 - Always busy. Don't take him off over Lamela as he has GOALS IN HIS LOCKER
Kane 5 - H at 70% at best. Poch needs to take charge as we're seeing the loaned out Kane.
Poch 5 - Some duff subbing. Moura's running causing 2 WBA cards in 5 mins showing where the solution was.
Rose 7 - Dynamic with poor crossing. Daft hand in face v Nyom.
Vertonghen 7 - Some unnecessary fouls in our half. A threat pushing forward.
Sanchez 5 - Ropey at times. Pace usually shut down WBA breaks.
Alderweireld 8 - Laser guided diagonals to Rose. Looked commanding. Wanyama passes caused him trouble.
Trippier 6 - Largely nullified by WBA defence. Great pass to Kane for 1st half chance.
Eriksen 6 - Dead balls a duffer. Buzzed around to some extent
Wanyama 5 - Some duff passing to Toby. Always involved but often lacking crispness.
Lamela 4 - Muffed a great chance. Effort without results
Alli 6 - Always busy. Don't take him off over Lamela as he has GOALS IN HIS LOCKER
Kane 5 - H at 70% at best. Poch needs to take charge as we're seeing the loaned out Kane.
Poch 5 - Some duff subbing. Moura's running causing 2 WBA cards in 5 mins showing where the solution was.
Streetspur77
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At first I thought this must be a joke because obviously no one would be as stupid to think that a relatively harmless way for professional footballers to relax actually effects their performance.
But then you spelt one of the easiest names in the league wrong so all bets are off on your stupidity level...
SEANSPURS1975
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Where’s the ‘None deserved’ option?
Everyone of those players should hold their heads in shame. Simply not good enough.
Everyone of those players should hold their heads in shame. Simply not good enough.
SirNiNyHotspur
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Lol a defender gets motm when we defended about 2% of the game and still managed to concede, tells you all you need to know really...
Gaz_Gammon
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Where's the "not one fucker" option?
5 for Lloris, Sanchez and Toby. Did a very average job against poor opposition. Still couldn't keep a clean sheet though.
Everyone else except Moura: 0.
Ericksen is £100m? He can't clear a wall on a free kick or beat the first man on a corner.
Kane can't run. He's clearly not fit or not recovered. Pretending he is, is going to cost us valuable points.
Everyone else seemed unable to put a ball in the box or shoot.They seemed petrified and passed the ball around themselves outside the West Brom box like a hot potato.
Lamela offered nothing and still the mystery how he keeps Moura off the pitch persists.
Son was subbed on and never seen again.
Wanyama didn't have any direction to his game. A DM does more than cover defence, he's the start point for most attacking plays and dictates the direction of play.
Trippier is one of the best crossers in the Prem but didn't put one cross in.
Rose? LOL.
Moura came on and looked bright but there is a limit on what 1 man can do on his own in 12 mins. He still managed at least 2 promising runs which is more than everyone else put together. He must be even more perplexed what he has to do to start a game. He MUST start against Newcastle, no question.
Everyone else except Moura: 0.
Ericksen is £100m? He can't clear a wall on a free kick or beat the first man on a corner.
Kane can't run. He's clearly not fit or not recovered. Pretending he is, is going to cost us valuable points.
Everyone else seemed unable to put a ball in the box or shoot.They seemed petrified and passed the ball around themselves outside the West Brom box like a hot potato.
Lamela offered nothing and still the mystery how he keeps Moura off the pitch persists.
Son was subbed on and never seen again.
Wanyama didn't have any direction to his game. A DM does more than cover defence, he's the start point for most attacking plays and dictates the direction of play.
Trippier is one of the best crossers in the Prem but didn't put one cross in.
Rose? LOL.
Moura came on and looked bright but there is a limit on what 1 man can do on his own in 12 mins. He still managed at least 2 promising runs which is more than everyone else put together. He must be even more perplexed what he has to do to start a game. He MUST start against Newcastle, no question.
JUSTINSIGNAL
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You do realise Moura has started matches and not pulled up any trees? Not saying he won’t be good in the long run but he hasn’t taken his chances so far
Johnny J
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Wanyama was an absolute monster for us last year. This season he has been injured and clearly is still not 100%.
The only games he has started in were the FA cup against League 1 teams and a second-string Spurs team behind him. Every match he has looked bright. He's even scored.
dannythomas
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I blame it all on Dier and Dembele.
JUSTINSIGNAL
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Guess you missed the match against Brighton where was hauled off in the second half for an ineffectual performance in a limp 1-1 draw?
theShiznit
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I'll give it to Moura for adding some impetus and urgency.
Standouts (for wrong reasons)
Kane continues to look a shadow of himself (hell today he looked a shadow of Gary Doherty)
Lamela was bad start to finish. couldn't control the ball, slipped up and passed poorly
Rose huffed puffed and did his obligatory getting involved in a spat and hated by the oppo fans.
Alli, Slow Slow, quick quick. slow (minus the quick)
This game had me crying out for Sissoko (it was that bad)
Somehow need to muster a performance to get a win from the last two games.
Standouts (for wrong reasons)
Kane continues to look a shadow of himself (hell today he looked a shadow of Gary Doherty)
Lamela was bad start to finish. couldn't control the ball, slipped up and passed poorly
Rose huffed puffed and did his obligatory getting involved in a spat and hated by the oppo fans.
Alli, Slow Slow, quick quick. slow (minus the quick)
This game had me crying out for Sissoko (it was that bad)
Somehow need to muster a performance to get a win from the last two games.
