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Winchy85

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May 22, 2006
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******************MISSING**********************

6 foot 2 Scouser

Goes by the name of Stevie Gerrard

Last seen 3 years ago in an England shirt

Reward: Apparently 50 million (make up your own mind)

Been outplayed by a player considered not good enough for last 5 years in previous 3 matches (Gareth Barry)

Keeping out Premierships leading English goalscorer from midfield for last 3 seasons (Frank Lampard)

Probably find him running over kids in North West England!
 

PT

North Stand behind Pat's goal.
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May 21, 2004
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Benitez has finally got to him. A covert operation to cull our top players down to non - qualification standard.
 

paulspursman

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Oct 19, 2004
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******************MISSING**********************

6 foot 2 Scouser

Goes by the name of Stevie Gerrard

Last seen 3 years ago in an England shirt

Reward: Apparently 50 million (make up your own mind)

Been outplayed by a player considered not good enough for last 5 years in previous 3 matches (Gareth Barry)

Keeping out Premierships leading English goalscorer from midfield for last 3 seasons (Frank Lampard)

Probably find him running over kids in North West England!

unfortunately all so so true :violin:
 

Real_madyidd

The best username, unless you are a fucking idiot.
Oct 25, 2004
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Still better than big fat frank. Stevie G is twice the player that fat fuck is. Having said that I would like to see a better partnership in the middle, i would go for Carrick and J Cole.
 

PT

North Stand behind Pat's goal.
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May 21, 2004
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Or Hudd and Jenas.

*(ducks behind sofa)
 

Winchy85

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May 22, 2006
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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.
 

CaptainCat

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Jan 12, 2005
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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.

I agree.
 

TaoistMonkey

Welcome! Everything is fine.
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Oct 25, 2005
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Carrick has shown nothing at international level though and Frank Lampard has shown he is better than Steven Gerrard at International football, continuously. I can name the games Steven Gerrard has turned up for England in on one hand, amost one finger......

We all know Lampard and Gerrard don't work, we've shown Gerrard and Barry now try Lampard and Barry, Barry held the back giving Gerrard free role, Gerrard did fuck all with it, Lampard would.

don't think he's put a foot wrong for england and i'm sure hes had a couple of MOTM awards too.

i could be lying
 
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