He's got a massive cock he has, the Jan the Jan.
He tucks it in his sock he does, the Jan the Jan.
He f**ks his bird and now she's dead, he swings his cock up round his head, Jan Vertonghen Tottenham's superman
Na na na.... Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham's superman.
There are a few variations of it.
Pleased people are getting through...
I've been an absolute jobsworth and sent an e mail to the club asking them to look at the e ticketing system and to look at using the loyalty points system in situations like this.