Yeah I know this can't ever make up for the fact that they have been utter scum at times but if it does somehow make a few of their younger lot stop and think for a minute about why their club has such a bad name then it can only be a good thing in my opinion.
It doesn't change the past but we...
Not sure if this has been discussed on another thread but fair play for trying something like this
I wouldn't be any prouder than usual but I would laugh my head off for months if Kane put 26 past the little twerp :LOL:
As far as sympathising with West Ham I don't know what that's like so cant help you. I don't really hate them, just find them to be a never ending source of fun.
That never really too difficult
Imagine that they lose all of their remaining games by at least four goals without scoring. They get their goalkeeper sent off twice per match sending them into a nightmarish spiral of substitute goalie suspensions.
Their season from hell sees them part ways...
None of the players they signed are proven quality. I'm ignoring Wilshere because he's been crocked for so long that any quality he did have is out for lunch. Each one of them has question marks over either their form, ability or injury proneness.
It's going to be an even funnier season than...
They probably assumed you were a posh ponce as you were having afternoon tea and it's well known that posh ponces can't tolerate crusts. Eating crusts make them feel poor and wreaks havoc with their delicate digestive tracts.