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    I'm dying, Moe.
    Moe: Is, is there anything I can do?
    Professor: No, unless you have a cure for cancer. [turns to
    Moe, hopefully] Do you have a cure for cancer?
    'Cause that would be great!
    Moe: I'm sorry, Professor.
    Professor: Goodbye, Moe.
    Moe: Bye, Professor.
    [the professor walks calmly into the lake and
    disappears beneath the surface]
    Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off before
    you go swimming? Professor? [realizes] Oh. Oh.
    Um, hmmm.
    [slowly walks away from the lake]