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I'm dying, Moe.
Moe: Is, is there anything I can do?
Professor: No, unless you have a cure for cancer. [turns to
Moe, hopefully] Do you have a cure for cancer?
'Cause that would be great!
Moe: I'm sorry, Professor.
Professor: Goodbye, Moe.
Moe: Bye, Professor.
[the professor walks calmly into the lake and
disappears beneath the surface]
Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off before
you go swimming? Professor? [realizes] Oh. Oh.
Um, hmmm.
[slowly walks away from the lake]
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