"Hey, Jack, Matt Law on Twitter has said you don't listen to good advice. I think you should ignore him."
"Fuck that, I'm going to go on Twitter and tell him that's not true."
"Don't you think people will consider you self-indulgent if you do that. Maybe you should leave well alone."
Frankly, I’ve never seen the point of the onfield skipper. He turns up, shakes hands at the beginning of the game, shouts and points a bit, and occasionally chats to the referee, but, that apart, what does he actually do?
No, hang on, that’s the Anfield skipper, not onfield. Carry on.
5 January 2018
Chelsea are in 3rd place, five points clear of Tottenham, who are in 5th. They sign Ross Barkley for £15m.
10 May 2018
Chelsea are in 5th place, four points shy of Tottenham, who are in 3rd and guaranteed CL football.
There's a Liverpool fan at work who's drawn up the following list.
All Liverpool have to do to get Champions League is:
Hold on to a two goal lead for 10 minutes against the worst team in the Premier League
Win a home game against the second worst team in the Premier League
Win or draw...
When Livermore scored in the 92nd minute, it did strike me that there's no worse feeling in football than seeing your team lose in or after the 90th minute and my mind immediately went to two other occasions where Spurs have stolen defeat from the jaws of parity. The 1-0 defeat to Sunderland...