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    The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 20th May

    Amputation about six inches above the joint should do it. (y)
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    Wilmar Barrios

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    Riqui Puig

    This little Puiggy's on the market. This little Puiggy's still at home This little Puiggy needs roast beef. This little Puiggy's had none. And this little Puiggy went 'hee hee hee' all the way home.
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    The managerial merry go round discussion

    The 1990s?
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    "Hey, Jack, Matt Law on Twitter has said you don't listen to good advice. I think you should ignore him." "Fuck that, I'm going to go on Twitter and tell him that's not true." "Don't you think people will consider you self-indulgent if you do that. Maybe you should leave well alone." "I'm not...
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    What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

    If only there was a clue in those six names as to which manager West Ham are most likely to end up with... Pochettino Paulo Fonseca Rafa Benitez David Moyes Pellegrini Wenger
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    Time for an onfield skipper?

    Frankly, I’ve never seen the point of the onfield skipper. He turns up, shakes hands at the beginning of the game, shouts and points a bit, and occasionally chats to the referee, but, that apart, what does he actually do? No, hang on, that’s the Anfield skipper, not onfield. Carry on.
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    Time for an onfield skipper?

    Liking it. I'm guessing Lamela's team talks as captain would go something like this...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    Pablo looked on sadly as he realised that he'd been friend-zoned once again
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    Ross Barkley signs for Chelsea

    5 January 2018 Chelsea are in 3rd place, five points clear of Tottenham, who are in 5th. They sign Ross Barkley for £15m. 10 May 2018 Chelsea are in 5th place, four points shy of Tottenham, who are in 3rd and guaranteed CL football. #Gamechanger
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

    There's a Liverpool fan at work who's drawn up the following list. All Liverpool have to do to get Champions League is: Hold on to a two goal lead for 10 minutes against the worst team in the Premier League Win a home game against the second worst team in the Premier League Win or draw...
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    Top London club

    Not forgetting our other 'close rivals', West Ham, who gallantly battled to overhaul us until it became mathematically impossible for them to do so. On the 3rd of March. :joyful:
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    Match Threads Tottenham Hotspur vs Newcastle United Match Thread

    SC loved the team against WBA. We lost. SC hates the team against Newcastle. Chill, we've got this.
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    Adding insult to injury time

    When Livermore scored in the 92nd minute, it did strike me that there's no worse feeling in football than seeing your team lose in or after the 90th minute and my mind immediately went to two other occasions where Spurs have stolen defeat from the jaws of parity. The 1-0 defeat to Sunderland...