Recent content by Palmer Stoat

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    Joao Mario

    Every time this thread gets bumped, I break out in a cold sweat.
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    The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 4th August

    It was fastened for fricking months, but it chafed something awful. Now my feet are on the dashboard, I'm fiddling with the radio, and the seatbelt is well and truly retracted. When we nudge gently into that roadside hedge at a breakneck 1km/h, I'm not sure I'll even notice.
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    Wilfried Zaha

    You just know that Levy would buy Uranus for 50% of Mars' price, plus add-ons.
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    Spurs pre-season 2018

    Certainly finishing with more ideas and intent than we started with. Is it Georgiou on the right? Whoever it is has showed blistering pace a couple of times.
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    Spurs pre-season 2018

    Like Skipp's willingness to pin his ears back and run with the ball.
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    Spurs pre-season 2018

    The shirt is bad with any shorts, IMO.
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    Spurs pre-season 2018

    Christ, I thought everyone had taken the Harry High-Pants option, but it's just the new strip. Awful.
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    Wilfried Zaha

    Well, here we are. Here. We. Are. Deja vu, all over again. Another transfer window; another testicles-flapping-in-the-wind Zaha foray. By now it's as regular and inevitable as a goddamn solstice. I eagerly await the next zillion instalments. Circa 2038, Palace will be flogging him off for a loaf...
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    Spurs reported to have signed Wilmar Barrios

    Emissions not up to required standard?
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    Jack Grealish

    This interview seems to suggest that he can be a CM.
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    Jack Grealish

    And if you're trying to make the best house in the world?
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    Matthijs de Ligt

    Stupid proverb. Clearly, if you can get your hand in the bird's bush, you do it.
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    The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 2nd June

    I know he wouldn't set pulses racing like Bailey, Martial, Pulisic etc, but we were supposedly interested in Denis Zakaria a couple of seasons ago. He plays for Borussia Mönchengladbach, he's 1.91cm, a CM, and turns 22 in Nov. Link to the cryptic is tenuous, but he does tick a few boxes hinted...
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    Surprised that's allowed.
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    Summer transfer wish list - 2018

    N'Dombele from Lyon has some eerie similarities to Mousa -- not an expert, just judging from YouTube. That said, if we're after a CM (and I hope we are), I'd very much like someone with greater playmaking ability than any of our current CMs. Not sure if N'Dombele fits that brief.