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    Peter Crouch is.....

    I fucking love Crouchie. People give him a hard time yet he always puts a shift in. He needs a couple goals though, I just think referees don't know how to treat him. Today he got constantly sandwiched by Everton players so he couldn't jump, yet he always gets the foul given against him, like...
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    oi you schlaaaaaag. we gotta go to the lane in september son!

    oi you schlaaaaaag. we gotta go to the lane in september son!
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    Thanks for the Eminem link!!

    Thanks for the Eminem link!!
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    Spurs to group stage or England win World Cup?

    I'm astounded at the lack of patriotism here. If England win the World Cup, this country will go mental, it will stop, partying all week, my God it would be amazing. Now I "hate" this country as much as the next person, but not celebrating St Georges is forgiveable, but wanting Spurs to get to...
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    Harry's "Special Player".....

    Fair enough, yeah I did know he has his issues but didn't realise he was a twat. Just knocked this up for a handy look at some of the names suggested, when compared with Drogba, Torres and Rooney: Suarez – 123 goals – 193 games (age 24) Goal Ratio = 0.64 Van nistelrooy – 271 – 460 (age 33)...
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    Harry's "Special Player".....

    I want Aguero. Strong, fast, great finisher. Not a moody twat either. Suarez and Dzeko look awesome according to Youtube but I haven't seen them in many full games, but their goal tallies don't lie. Adriano is a nice shout too. I don't know what wages Tevez is on but he would be a great...
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    Team for Arsenal

    I'm worried about this game but I think we'll do fine, if that makes sense. Worried as I'm watching the game in the pub and can see us getting spanked, but part of me believes that something might just go our way for once. Considering City are running away with 4th now, I'd be so happy to see us...
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    Liverpool game Postponed

    lol @ all this snow rubbish, Pavlyuchenko must be laughing into his bottle of vodka.
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    Caption this

    " 'ere Niko, Azza not cut down on them mince pies yet? If he been at my secret stash, I'm gonna fucking bulldoze his house"
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    songs for players needed!

    *to the Flintstones theme* Michael, Michael Dawson, he's the greatest centre back who's not King From the, Lane in Tottenham, he's a yiddo and he's got two knees he's 9 foot tall, he heads the ball and clearly sees your house he's got it all, he's ultra cool his name is Peter Crouch PETER...
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    ITV highlights = hopeless

    Just sent this to their customer services department: " Good afternoon I would just like to complain about the FA Cup highlights coverage that was on last night. The analysis of games was poor, but that can’t be helped when you have Robbie Earle and Andy Townsend commenting and only being...
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    List of players with 6months left on contract - interesting!

    Sign Adriano just so we can score Pro Evo 6 style screamers.
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    ITV highlights = hopeless

    I agree with this thread, I stayed up to watch this and I had to get up at 5 for work :( Was at the Lane and was a great game, fans got behind Keane and we played some brilliant football, but I missed one of the chances that hit the bar as someone in front of me stood up. Would love to have seen...
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    Azza Injured?

    Bentley can fuck off. I'd like to see Gio given a chance, firstly against Peterboro, but JJ can play there, worst case put Keane there!
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    Spurs v Peterborough

    This one! Saves King, Lennon, Wilson and Crouchie for the scousers.
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