Ones without a mountain of cash involved.
Agreed, but he could also get injured or just not be good enough. We could be looking at him in five years playing in the FA Cup for Woking and laughing at the bullet dodged
There really isn't. Ratio must be at least 5:1
What do you think is more common: a person using there phone whilst driving or a sky sports pundit spitting in a girls face?
It isn't a case of whataboutisms, as they are both wrong. The driver should get 6 points and a fine, Carragher should get sacked.
Sorry, was just having a laugh. To avoid this happening in the future could you please provide me with a complete list of all of the jokes you have ever heard? Failing that a link to your blog? Failing that you could just be a bit less precious about what was quite clearly a joke.