Maybe it's my eyesight, but the rails for the soccer pitch trays seem to be elevated from the US football pitch. I wonder if the rails are on pistons so that, once any movement of the soccer pitch is completed, the rails lower, thereby enabling a standard thickness of NFL plastic grass.
Youb astard! I'm in a pub waiting for a mate and just howled with laughter, having recovered from snorting a half a pint of beer, followed by the usual coughing, belching and farting. I'm expecting the men in white coats, or an ambulance any minute! :( :ROFLMAO: