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    Arsenal

    My favourite bit is when he says the doll sings “in my own voice”. Then it starts singing in a weird high pitched squeak, like a gang of chipmunks. And Mhikitarian just starts singing over it himself, as though maybe no one will notice.
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    What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

    It’s weird, because the typical football fan delusion is to think that your team is special and the whole rest of the world is blind to it. Liverpool fans are doubly deluded in that they think their team is special and that the whole world agrees with them. They probably think Madrid is full...
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    What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

    Is “mix it” a euphemism for lose? Remember when Liverpool mixed it 4-1 with us earlier this season. I can’t wait until Liverpool get over their insane obsession with us. It’s like we have inadvertently contradicted a cult or society of conspiracy theorists and they won’t let it go. I feel like...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

    Ha. Thanks. Now I can fully revel in it!
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

    That’s what I was saying yesterday. But then I looked it up and it was actually mignolet. So now i do feel sorry for him.
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    What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

    We all want us to win everything, that should go without saying. Why do you think that it makes the slightest difference whether or not you are “happy with 4th place certificate”? It’s not like Poch is going to turn up at training and say “sorry lads, I’ve just been on spurscommunity and...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

    As much as I dislike Liverpool, I must say they have really nailed the perfect shade of red for a football shirt this year and next year. It just a little bit richer and darker than their previous kits (or Utd's and Arsenal's). It makes all the difference. The white collar for this season's is...
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    Season Ticket Renewal Thread (Read first post)

    I'm still pretty pissed off about the prices. I imagine that a fair few people are in my position of thinking, I'm not sure if this is worth the money, but given that this is my only chance I'll get one this year and reassess next year. I imagine there will be a fair few non-renewals at the end...
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    I do not understand the psychology of people who hear a hundred people make a joke and think “wouldn’t it be funny if I made that exact same joke”. It’s humour without any wit, inventiveness or surprise. The only thing that can be said for it is that you can guarantee a bunch of people will...
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    In fairness, both of them backed Harry when people were calling him a one-season-wonder etc. They are media people and it’s sort of their job to get involved in these slightly ridiculous things. It’s pretty harmless and hardly malicious.
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    Player Watch Marcus Edwards

    Maybe the point is getting him to see that. As some other people have said though, we should be careful about leaping to conclusions about what type of person Edwards is. The Ravel Morrison comparisons are unfair I think; there are a million and one different ways that a teenager can lack the...
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    We work all week, spend a big chunk of it on some of the most expensive tickets in the world, spend all day on Saturday travelling to the other side of London to watch games (or otherwise watch them on tv), rant and rave about every bit of bad luck that we have, dance around hugging complete...
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    The well known “miffed about the goal but not bothered about appealing” expression. Unmistakable.
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    That’s some precise body language radar you’ve got there.
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Harry Kane

    I don’t understand how people can complain that it’s “cringe” and “small-time”, but also be desperate for Salah to win it. Either it matters or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, then who cares? If it does matter, then why shouldn’t he claim it if he scored? Football fans on the internet are absolutely...
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