The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 23rd August 2013

LeftKickDeath · Aug 23, 2013

Samson said:
If we assume that Levy has allowed us to be gazumped on Bale's replacement, yet proceeds to sell Bale late in the window anyway and replace him with a player the coach doesn't want, and who ill-suits his requirements a la Moutinho and Dembele/Dempsey and before that with Campbell/Pav, it will be his and Lewis's fault. John Henry knows better and he's been involved in football for 2 seasons.

Now it may be that we simply can't afford Willian's and Moutinho's within our own means, but the club will never get the commercial deals they want while ENIC engage in penny pinching.

Honestly...it's seems like you are doing a whole too much of assuming in your scenario to fairly pin a dead cert of culpability on any one individual. You have a right to an opinion mind you, but i'll leave it at that.

CowInAComa · Aug 23, 2013

I was just poking the BSoDL to kill time whilst all ia quiet ob the ITK front.

Cant believe I need to qualify such a clearly ridiculous post.

I see why A&C spends his days trolling you.

portogirl · Aug 23, 2013

jair1970 said:
The whole 'paperwork is sent' line amuses me.

Sent where? Has it arrived? Is it sitting in a mailroom waiting to be sorted?
Did Levy use a second class stamp? Fax machines!? Did Willian bring his P45 in?

Levy: 'Thanks for signing, Willian, hope you enjoy your time at Tottenham'
Joorabichian: 'He has not signed, check the paperwork...'
Levy: 'What? I watched him do it!?'
Joorabichian: 'That was a pre-signature. Look what it says.'
Levy: 'FFS Kia, we have to do this again? Right: W-I-L... ... ... Where's the rest Kia, you fucknut?'
Joorabichian: 'It is $500,000 per letter. L-I-A-N. $2m and he will finish writing his name.'
Levy: 'You're a fucking prick, Kia, I knew I shouldn't have bothered with you but Franco said, 'nah, he's alright really', despite the fact I know that you're a snivelling fucking toad. £30m fucking quid and it's not enough for you? You're a fucking stain on the world of football and that's a world that has more stains than a whore's mattress, and you should know plenty about that. You sly fuck.'
Joorabichian: '$2m'
Levy: 'Release the hounds'

Sadly if parties involved haven't fulfilled all the criteria for a transfer or are acting like fuckwits then it's not done whether you're clutching a handful of documents or not.

yep.............documentation beats conversation

HobbitSpur · Aug 23, 2013

There in not a lot of noise coming out that Chelsea have actually lodged a bid, more ars saying that they haven'y

I think that is that 'orrible little **** Kia Joorabchian trying to grease his own dirty greasy fucking palms

It is time that nauseating shit had a "little visit" - #getitfuckingsortedlevy

0-Tibsy-0 · Aug 23, 2013

ross the saint said:
This.

Stop pretending Chelsea are only doing this because they're scared of us, it's embarrassing.

I have got to say though, if you go and read the Willian thread on The Shed End (largest Chelsea forum) they honestly cannot understand the reason for their apparent interest and the only reason they have come up with so far is that it fucks us up a bit! Obviously it's not true, but the signing would seem to be hugely unpopular among Chelsea fans.

dudu · Aug 23, 2013

CowInAComa said:
I was just poking the BSoDL to kill time whilst all ia quiet ob the ITK front.

Cant believe I need to qualify such a clearly ridiculous post.

I see why A&C spends his days trolling you.

I got you Cow..... i always get you! x

ross the saint · Aug 23, 2013

Mr Pink said:
First choice for what? They're totally different types of player.

Both our needed regardless.

Thanks for educating me.

If only you had checked your grammar first.

He was my first choice as the next signing. No suggestion he and William are the same player.

Spurs 1961 · Aug 23, 2013

jimbo said:
We've done it to Liverpool quite a bit.

To be honest I'd see it as a win-win. If Willian wants to chase the money rather than be involved in our project which is more likely to give him a good shot at the World Cup, then I'm not sure we want him. If, as I suspect, this is all just a runny-brown-by-product of having to deal with Jorabchian then he'll be a Spurs player soon enough and all will be well.

I should add that, if we didn't get Willian I reckon we'd probably sign someone else.

There is the thought that if Willian, or his agent, are just using us to move again to a 'bigger' club then it is better he does not join us rather than become a key player and leave next year. If he just wants to chase the money then let him do so and sit on the bench at Chelski while Sandro and Paulinho go on to lead Brazil to the WC after taking us to the top three in the EPL

Alfieconnman · Aug 23, 2013

CowInAComa said:
I was just poking the BSoDL to kill time whilst all ia quiet ob the ITK front.

Cant believe I need to qualify such a clearly ridiculous post.

I see why A&C spends his days trolling you.

When A&C is gently winding up it is obvious and amusing. You fail on both counts.

SteveH · Aug 23, 2013

Franco will on the case if Willian does not come - Chelsea are not very good and I think LM And RA know it.

I see they are stiffing Lewandowski -now that makes sence.

Mata swap!!!!

ohwhenthespurs · Aug 23, 2013

jair1970 said:
The whole 'paperwork is sent' line amuses me.

Sent where? Has it arrived? Is it sitting in a mailroom waiting to be sorted?
Did Levy use a second class stamp? Fax machines!? Did Willian bring his P45 in?

Levy: 'Thanks for signing, Willian, hope you enjoy your time at Tottenham'
Joorabichian: 'He has not signed, check the paperwork...'
Levy: 'What? I watched him do it!?'
Joorabichian: 'That was a pre-signature. Look what it says.'
Levy: 'FFS Kia, we have to do this again? Right: W-I-L... ... ... Where's the rest Kia, you fucknut?'
Joorabichian: 'It is $500,000 per letter. L-I-A-N. $2m and he will finish writing his name.'
Levy: 'You're a fucking prick, Kia, I knew I shouldn't have bothered with you but Franco said, 'nah, he's alright really', despite the fact I know that you're a snivelling fucking toad. £30m fucking quid and it's not enough for you? You're a fucking stain on the world of football and that's a world that has more stains than a whore's mattress, and you should know plenty about that. You sly fuck.'
Joorabichian: '$2m'
Levy: 'Release the hounds'

Sadly if parties involved haven't fulfilled all the criteria for a transfer or are acting like fuckwits then it's not done whether you're clutching a handful of documents or not.

I had my reservations about the "we've sent off the paperwork" line. Surely it doesn't matter if we've sent off our paperwork, if Anzhi haven't also submitted theirs? And it sounds as if that's how far we got before the Chavs stepped in/Kia started playing silly buggers.

dave5150 · Aug 23, 2013

Wow, so much ITK! Big thanks to this man for keeping the RO topped up last night!

Cheers, HappySpur! (y)

Trebmint2013 · Aug 23, 2013

Willian aint the only player in the world guys... And its about money. I thought at 35m euros we were paying too much. If chelsea wanna pay more then thats football (unfortunately). If he wants to play less then thats up to him but Im sure his bank manager will be happy.

IMissTheWaddler · Aug 23, 2013

CowInAComa said:
I was just poking the BSoDL to kill time whilst all ia quiet ob the ITK front.

Cant believe I need to qualify such a clearly ridiculous post.

I see why A&C spends his days trolling you.

Phew, and just as I was about to turn off life support....

Mr Pink · Aug 23, 2013

ross the saint said:
Thanks for educating me.

If only you had checked your grammar first.

He was my first choice as the next signing. No suggestion he and William are the same player.[/quote

Sorry for touching a nerve pal.

Francis Gibbs · Aug 23, 2013

could the deal have been closed quicker to avoid this position, were we haggling etc .... I don't know so can't get too pissed off at present.
What will piss me off though is if we sell Bale before Lamela and a n other (could still be Willian) are signed

CrazyConrad · Aug 23, 2013

Good morning boys and girls!

What a truly marvelous morning it is. The sun is shining and the wind is tickling behind my ear. My wife has left for work and my kids are in school. I am all alone with my coke, pizza and porn.

Today is the day we will all be lifted up to god himself, or fall down a pit leading to the inner layer of the Abyss. Which will it be?

No matter what happens I still get to **** my wife tonight and my god she will really get it, either in a godly manner or devilish pounding.

CowInAComa · Aug 23, 2013

Alfieconnman said:
When A&C is gently winding up it is obvious and amusing. You fail on both counts.

This made my day.

not_tenth-again · Aug 23, 2013

Jamturk said:
If Ozil is available I think it would be too much to attract him to us. At the very least he will want Champs league footy and there would be some big teams in for him.

True, but if It's the only way to get bale the pressure would surely be on from RM. It might be a case of minutes at spurs or bench for us, world cup year.... choice is yours

Kendall · Aug 23, 2013

My wish:

Willian signs for Chelsea, Levy goes mad, calls up Madrid - the deal is off and then buys Lamela anyway.

[/dreamer]

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