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Does anyone have a song for Toby?

JollyHappy

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I suggested a few weeks ago the old Klinsman song - There's only one Alderweireld.......we're walking walking in a Toby wonderland

At least everyone knows it and it fits
 

topper

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Don't mind what we sing so long as I don't have to pronounce his surname ! Can't we do something with 'Let it be' by the Beatles? Oh Toby Oh Toby Oh Toby Oh Toby he's a Tottenham legend Oh Toby Oh Toby! Repeat ad nauseam
 

tommyt

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Jul 22, 2005
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Beatles?

We love you yeah yeah yeah,

Toby Alderweireld,

With a love like that,

You know you should be glad.
 

Everlasting Seconds

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Somebody put melody to this:


Toby,
He'll crush you like Moby

He is the lyrics and the melody
To your devastating tragedy

All are in fear
When Toby draws near
He has that special gear
His turbulence is severe

He will tackle
He'll tie you down with a buckle
He will celebrate and chuckle
When you are face with his knuckle

He is the lyrics and the melody
To your devastating tragedy

Toby,
He'll crush you like Moby
 

Vwbottom

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How about something in the tune of a Rick Astley number.......

*cough cough*

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you"

I couldn't think of anyway to make this relevant to Toby.... But I think we should sing it anyway.

Anyone?....... Hello?
 

TheYiddler

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Jul 16, 2013
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To the tune of 'If I Was a Rich Man' from the Fiddler on the Roof:

Toby Alderweireld, nananananananananaaaa.

And somebody more creative can think of the rest...
 

bat-chain

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You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off of you
You’d be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last Poch has arrived
And I thank Hod I’m alive
You’re just too good to be true
Your not Younes Kaboul


love you Toby
And if it’s quite all right
I need you Toby
To warm Jan's lonely night
I love you Toby
Trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty Toby
Down the Lane you play
Oh, pretty Toby
Send Arsenal down I pray
and let me love you
Toby let me love you...
 

Kiedis

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Karma Chameleon:

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireeeeld

He's smooth as fuck, he's smooth as fuuuuuuck
 

spurs mental

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You could fit Toby Alderweireld and Kevin Wimmer in to the Vardy/Mahrez/Yaya/Kolo song quite well.

Could do our whole defensive line

Hugo, Hugo Hugo, Hugo Hugo, Hugo Hugo LORIS!!
Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Toby, Toby ALDERWEIRELD!!
Jan Jan, Jan Jan Jan Jan, Jan Jan Jan Jan, Jan Jan Jan VERTONGHEN!!

Etc etc

Think it would sound great and very simple
 

midoNdefoe

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to the tune from big break:

Its only his name, so
Give it a real good try,
He's gonna be Alder-wier-eld tonight

Hes famed for his aim, so
better believe hes right,
Hes gonna be Alderwiereld, Alderwiereld tonight
 

spursgirls

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Aug 13, 2008
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to the tune from big break:

Its only his name, so
Give it a real good try,
He's gonna be Alder-wier-eld tonight

Hes famed for his aim, so
better believe hes right,
Hes gonna be Alderwiereld, Alderwiereld tonight
Might be easier just to stick to something with Toby in it! lol.
 

brownhead

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Nov 19, 2006
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This is the one. Just need somebody to finish it.

To the tune of "daisy daisy"

Toby, Toby, we're all in love with you.
Your hairs sexy and so's ya passing too.
We all hate Sol Campbell, ya much better than him too.
Insert here Insert here Insert here

COYS
 

brownhead

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This is the one. Just need somebody to finish it.

To the tune of "daisy daisy"

Toby, Toby, we're all in love with you.
Your hairs sexy and so's ya passing too.
We all hate Sol Campbell, ya much better than him too.
Insert here Insert here Insert here

COYS


Right the last bit has to be:

And your part of our Belgian crew

Just need the bit before.
 

midoNdefoe

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Might be easier just to stick to something with Toby in it! lol.


:unsure:.......:woot:
Its only his name, so
Give it a real good try,
He's gonna be Alder-wier-eld tonight

Hes famed for his aim, so
better believe hes right,
Hes gonna be Alderwiereld, Alderwiereld tonight:cool:
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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This is the one. Just need somebody to finish it.

To the tune of "daisy daisy"

Toby, Toby, we're all in love with you.
Your hairs sexy and so's ya passing too.
We all hate Sol Campbell, ya much better than him too.
Insert here Insert here Insert here

COYS

I'm surprised no one picked that tune before :rolleyes:

P3.
 
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