Pledges - If we win the league

mark87

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Nov 29, 2004

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #41

Hazardousman said:

I will tattoo Harry Kane's face on one of my testicles.

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Mine already looks like Harry Redknapp's face.

 

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slartibartfast

Grunge baby forever

Oct 21, 2012

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #42

Gonna be a lot of tattoos being done. I'll def get one.
Initial response would be full on melt down and cry. Then run round the streets screaming my fkin lungs out.
Oh God please please make it happen.
Be bff

edit- Does God read posts on SC?



'Course he fkin does.

 

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Everlasting Seconds

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Jan 9, 2014

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #43

I pledge to not have a pledge, because my mum is still mad at A&C for not calling her back.

 

Hazardousman

Audere est Facere

Jul 24, 2013

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #44

onthetwo said:

What about Alli on the other one? I'm thinking Toby and Jan might be better

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Alli is too risky, Kane will be a one club/one bollock player, I don't want my other bollock signing for Madrid or even worse..Liverpool in the future.

 

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zx81

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Feb 8, 2005

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #45

Long weekend at a posh hotel in Leicester. Tattoo done when back at home ☺

 

mark87

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #46

zx81 said:

Long weekend at a posh hotel in Leicester. Tattoo done when back at home ☺

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Be funnier if you got the tattoo in Leicester, more dangerous but funnier.

 

dricha1

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Jul 26, 2005

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #47

IF we win the league...

Deffo taking the following Monday off work. Couldn't concentrate all day if we did so might as well stay off and watch SSN all day reliving the victory.

 

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philip

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Jan 4, 2009

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #48

I will tattoo

Tottenham Hotspur, Premierleague Champions 2016.
PRIDE OF NORTH LONDON
COYS

lengthwise down my dick if we win the league.

 

Roynie

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Oct 2, 2007

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• Mar 16, 2016

• #49

philip said:

I will tattoo

Tottenham Hotspur, Premierleague Champions 2016.
PRIDE OF NORTH LONDON
COYS

lengthwise down my dick if we win the league.

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Sorry, couldn't resist the Optimistic rating! breathe

 

Flashspur

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Jul 28, 2012

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #50

JimmyG2 said:

I'm going to die a much happier man.

Never thought we might win the league
before we built a new stadium.
Thought that was part of the long term plan.
Academy, a new training facility; a Manager that made good use of it.
New stadium;five year plan.
Somebody's fvcked up right royally.

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@Mullers must be going through a severe identity crisis right now

 

monkeynick

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Sep 3, 2007

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #51

Hazardousman said:

I will tattoo Harry Kane's face on one of my testicles.

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Maybe Harry will get your testicles tattooed on his face in celebration

 

Twizzle

The Alpha Male

May 25, 2008

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #52

give my scouser mate fucking hell for 12 months

 

glospur

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May 19, 2015

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #53

philip said:

I will tattoo

Tottenham Hotspur, Premierleague Champions 2016.
PRIDE OF NORTH LONDON
COYS

lengthwise down my dick if we win the league.

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waresy

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Mar 22, 2004

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #54

Could we muster enough sales to get one of Chas n Daves songs into the charts via downloads?

 

dirtyh

One Skin, two skin.....

Jun 24, 2011

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #55

will just be the happiest person on earth.
will definitely get a tattoo, drop some cash in here and of course see you all at the parade.

oh and of course, give the fit girl in work a right seeing to on the desk in celebration

 

Gbspurs

Gatekeeper for debates, King of the plonkers

Jan 27, 2011

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #56

Football tattoos always look awful. If they didn't I would be tempted although not sure Where I would get one as can't be on show during work.

 

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easley91

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Jan 27, 2011

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #57

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur for number one if we win the league. Do it!

 

cozzo

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Jan 2, 2005

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #58

I will tattoo toby alderweireld and Jan Vertonghen on my knob

 

hughy

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Nov 18, 2007

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #59

Gbspurs said:

Football tattoos always look awful. If they didn't I would be tempted although not sure Where I would get one as can't be on show during work.

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Unless you're a stripper I'm sure you can find space to hide one away.

 

Gbspurs

Gatekeeper for debates, King of the plonkers

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• Mar 17, 2016

• #60

hughy said:

Unless you're a stripper I'm sure you can find space to hide one away.

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Well.......

I wouldn't get one any way I think. Not really the tattoo type and tbh unless you are a fit woman I suspect a football tattoo will make you look like a right penis.