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noggen

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Nothing beats the English chants when you get all the crowd with you on the songs, but it is to seldom it happens.

I do believe we have to get some people to organize and start up the chants. The Germans are so good at this. Maybe, and hopefully, it will get better when the "Westfalen" stand on the new stadium is up and running.

The tune of Pippi Longstocking is a suggestion from me. Easy and fun to sing. "Oooh Jan Vertonghen, shalalalala" - "Victor Wanyama shalalalala" You can put in whoever you want to sing about.. almost.
 

noggen

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And when I´m on it. Every team steals chants from each other. You´re shit -> Giorud.
So why the f*** haven´t anybody ripped off the Greasy chip butty song from Sheffield United (original: John Denver - Annie´s song)? That I can´t understand. It´s so freaking good and beautiful imo!
 

tooey

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It's only funny in some sort of ironic sense if we're playing a side who obviously aren't shit and we're battering them. Against West Brom at home it's just plain embarrassing and I know if I was a player, the crowd singing how shit the opposition are would have a lesser affect than if they actually got behind the team. Positive vibes...Man.
 

alfie103

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Jun 4, 2005
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I don't see what is so bad about it? It is a chant. Taking the piss out of the opposition is part of the fun (as long as it doesn't cross a line)
 

southlondonyiddo

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Should only be sung v Chelsea.

Was always 'there' tune so should be reserved for that filthy vermin when we are lucky enough to be doing them

Proper winds them up. Which is the whole point
 

E17yid

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I liked the chant the villa fans did on the FA cup when we were 1-0 up

"It's only 1 nil, its onllllly 1 niiiiillll
How shit you must be, it's only 1-0"
 

riggi

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And when I´m on it. Every team steals chants from each other. You´re shit -> Giorud.
So why the f*** haven´t anybody ripped off the Greasy chip butty song from Sheffield United (original: John Denver - Annie´s song)? That I can´t understand. It´s so freaking good and beautiful imo!


We don't sing it because it's called a chip sandwich and it wouldn't ryme...
 

wosH

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I liked the chant the villa fans did on the FA cup when we were 1-0 up

"It's only 1 nil, its onllllly 1 niiiiillll
How shit you must be, it's only 1-0"
How did they pronounce "onllllly"? (n)
 

thelak

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Aug 31, 2012
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I find this chant so pathetic when it's being sung to teams that are genuinely sh*t (apart from West Ham of course) The fans singing it lack any self awareness.

When you are up 2-0 against Chelsea and are seeing the game out then it should be belted out. Basically against the scum, when you are 3-0 up against Utd etc then more than acceptable
 

NeverRed

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Mar 24, 2005
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Generally agree with premise it's not particularly good and to save it for west ham or chelsea, humility in victory, etc.

But against wba 'twas a joke. Their fans were singing about how they had lost the ball again or only just touched the ball - taking the piss out of their own team because they were dire. That's when 'you're shit' started up from our lot - so in my opinion it was the perfect compliment, the 2nd verse if you like.
 

Mr Pink

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Aug 25, 2010
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Yeah agree with most, against a weaker side it sounds a bit ridiculous. Against Chelsea it was funny as fuck.

I mean seriously, we gonna sing it to Wycombe?

That'd be pure cringe.
 

DaSpurs

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Jan 20, 2013
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It's only funny in some sort of ironic sense if we're playing a side who obviously aren't shit and we're battering them. Against West Brom at home it's just plain embarrassing and I know if I was a player, the crowd singing how shit the opposition are would have a lesser affect than if they actually got behind the team. Positive vibes...Man.

This. Is quite cringeworthy when it's sung at weaker clubs having to play at the Lane. When we're turning over Man U or Chelsea though, it's absolutely fucking delightful. You local boys did a fantastically loud version against Man U last season, could hear it all the way across the Atlantic before I heard it through the tv speakers. 'Twas awesome.
 

whitesocks

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It is small minded to sing this at the likes of West Brom,
unless it was ironic given our poor record against them.
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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Hey Jude is a catchy song, maybe we need to change the lyrics around a little and focus on one of our players or something, I know Arsenal do it with Giroud but I prefer that, it sounds much better.
 
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