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WalkerboyUK

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Jun 8, 2009
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The emails are brilliant...

Firstly, the "qualify for CL" clause - absolute genius as that's money they will never ever have to pay.

Then the threat that they will loan a player from PSG if Sporting don't accept the offer. Yeah, that went well... Where's the player now??!?!
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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The emails are brilliant...

Firstly, the "qualify for CL" clause - absolute genius as that's money they will never ever have to pay.

Then the threat that they will loan a player from PSG if Sporting don't accept the offer. Yeah, that went well... Where's the player now??!?!

What emails? I missed them.
 

L-man

Misplaced pass from Dier
Dec 31, 2008
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Only West Ham would send in emails to Sky Sports to prove they bid for a player they couldn't even sign.

Also, how dumb are they that they couldn't even take a screenshot of the email but took a photo on their phone
 

L-man

Misplaced pass from Dier
Dec 31, 2008
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What emails? I missed them.
Sky Sports News‏Verified account@SkySportsNews
BREAKING: @SkySportsNews reveals the emails sent by @WestHamUtd to @Sporting_CP that appear to prove offers for William Carvalho. #ssn

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Rob

The Boss
Admin
Jun 8, 2003
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Don't all the clubs/agents use Whatsapp? (Encrypted, voice and text, etc)
 

LondonOllie

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Jul 17, 2003
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Is that email for real?

I would have sent that straight to my spam folder, thinking it was a poorly written email with grammatical errors, sent in reality by a Nigerian email scammer who grew tired of trying to get my bank details by pretending to be 'The Right Honorable Davis McSmithy, President of Credit Suisse' who has set aside $10,000,000 USD for me because someone died.

PS: Please excuse any grammatical errors in my SC post. :D
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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Is this seriously how clubs negotiate deals?!

Add ons to be agreed?

Why is the second "David Sullivan" in quotes.

What does this prove other than someone wrote an email?
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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Can imagine their email to the chinese factory.

From David Sullivan
Date 01/04/01
To Chinese Plastic Works Limited

This is to confirm that we can offer £300 for plastic penises that you can shove up your bum.
These will be made in £100 payments on delivery every two years and on the basis that Mr Gold can swallow the lot while I tickles his balls.
This is the only fee that we can offer otherwise we will have to suck off Ms Brady.
 
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