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Maximus Tainio

Mouse!

Fookin' Legend in Gin Alley
Aug 29, 2011
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He was born the year after Gladiator came out in the cinema.

Fuck off.
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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I want this kid to be a success cos I loved his dad so much. Teemu was a combative midfielder with ball skills but the injuries! I hope his mum is a fucking ox and inherited her bones & ligaments
 

HildoSpur

Likes Erik Lamela, deal with it.
Oct 1, 2005
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He has an absolutely superb name. That's good enough for me. Welcome General.
 

mano-obe

Well-Known Member
Mar 2, 2005
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Always loved Teemu. That comeback against The Hammers in the 4-3 away he worked his bollocks off lives long in the memory
 

ilya

Well-Known Member
Aug 23, 2013
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As a Finn I was very excited about Maximus, especially as our national team is quite shitty and we really need some new stars and our previous and only very good player got banned for snorting cocaine... But I have to say Maximus seems to be a Maximus Dick and can fuck off.
 
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Swalien

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Aug 22, 2014
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As a Finn I was very excited about Maximus, especially as our national team is quite shitty and we really need some new stars and our previous and only very good player got banned for snorting cocaine... But I have to say Maximus seems to be a Maximus Dick and can fuck off.


I just looked to see who that was, Roman Eremenko, the article i found said he played for CSKA against us last year after the test!! I remember watching him play and thinking he was a very good player. I had never seen him play before. I wonder if he will ever play again?

Anyway Maximus. Come on leave the man shittee talk alone son.
 
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