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Real Madrid vs Tottenham: CL Match Thread

Bobbins

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May 5, 2005
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I sit next to a Real Madrid fan at work. Young Spanish Lad. Really good at Table Tennis. Never wears socks at work though. Anyway.....he is pretty dismissive of our boys but, over the course of the week, has been educated on Spurs history:).

Interestingly he has no love for Van Der Vaart and was surprised by his status amongst Spurs fans.

Some of the worst dressed people in Europe, the Spanish.
 

fatpiranha

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Jun 9, 2003
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Really looking forward to this :nailbiting:. Preparations complete. Six pack in fridge. Nibbles and drugs cupboard fully stocked. Two goats and a virgin waiting in a pentagram of blood in the cellar just in case we are losing at half time :shifty:.
 

Bobbins

SC's 14th Sexiest Male 2008
May 5, 2005
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Really looking forward to this :nailbiting:. Preparations complete. Six pack in fridge. Nibbles and drugs cupboard fully stocked. Two goats and a virgin waiting in a pentagram of blood in the cellar just in case we are losing at half time :shifty:.

Just picturing the goat and the virgin sitting there glancing uncomfortably at each other.

"So what are you here for?"

"He said he'd pay double. And that there'd be a buffet."

Take your pick who said what.
 

yankspurs

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Aug 22, 2013
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Poch shoehorning dembele at LWB means he's also shoehorning sissoko into the team. Tactical surprise? Yes. Tactical wtf are you possibly thinking? Also yes.
 

midspur

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Kane up against Sergio Ramos will be another great learning curve for him. All the Woolwich fans I unfortunately know, think Real will tank us, but I really don't think that is going to happen. Will be buzzing if we can get a point there, which with this team is definitely possible.
Agree, it will be a great learning curve for Ramos.
 

phil

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Oct 25, 2004
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So let's see

Ticket - check
Passport - check
Cagoule - check
Lucky T-shirt - check (I wore it for all our home games last season)

I'm ready to go. This is my 8th European away match and I've only seen us lose once - the 4-3 defeat by Inter when we played with 10 men after Gomes was sent off in the early minutes. Hope that my good luck continues tonight.

COYS
 

Everlasting Seconds

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Poch shoehorning dembele at LWB means he's also shoehorning sissoko into the team. Tactical surprise? Yes. Tactical wtf are you possibly thinking? Also yes.
Not necessarily. Not if Dembele is the red herring I'm talking about. I don't understand how somebody would actually think that Dembele would in fact be used as a pure LWB.
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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So let's see

Ticket - check
Passport - check
Cagoule - check
Lucky T-shirt - check (I wore it for all our home games last season)

I'm ready to go. This is my 8th European away match and I've only seen us lose once - the 4-3 defeat by Inter when we played with 10 men after Gomes was sent off in the early minutes. Hope that my good luck continues tonight.

COYS

Passport?

Erm, you might want to get a move on!
 

Phomesy

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Aug 20, 2013
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Is Marcello playing? He's just been charged with tax evasion.
Should be some quality sledging then:

"Hey Marcelo, paid your tax bill yet"?


"HEy Marcelo! Knock knock"

"Quién está ahí?"

"The Tax man"

"The Tax Man who?"

Exactly you tax-dodging muppet"


Or something better...:shifty:
 
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