Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

Col_M · Oct 22, 2017

Woland said:
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I read “with the club prepared to pay the estimated cost of £200,000.” and stopped believing. It’s already a different shade of green isn’t it? ARe the opposition players all 1 foot taller and have better visibility ?

absolute bobbins · Oct 22, 2017

Lilbaz said:
Did the mayors inquiry (abot the os deal) come to anything? Or was it more bullshit to grab headlines?

It’s Sadiq Khan, it was bullshit

BehindEnemyLines · Oct 22, 2017

Hang on, isn't the track that colour to start with? Why don't they just take up the green?

Flynn · Oct 22, 2017

BehindEnemyLines said:
Hang on, isn't the track that colour to start with? Why don't they just take up the green?

They've got Trampolines, pull up the covers and they can use the long jump pit as a sandpit. They could start a crèche.

Gb160 · Oct 22, 2017

BehindEnemyLines said:
Hang on, isn't the track that colour to start with? Why don't they just take up the green?

Its the only thing convincing their really thick fans its a football stadium, not a running track....theyll never do that.

GeneralBurk · Oct 22, 2017

Spurger King said:
I need to stop reading Twitter messages. It’s depressing to see how monumentally dumb so many people are. ‘Somes them up perfectly’ - really? Somes?

The original quote seems highly dubious too.

It’s a spoof Wetherspoons Customer Service account.

Mr.D · Oct 22, 2017

Spurger King said:
I need to stop reading Twitter messages. It’s depressing to see how monumentally dumb so many people are. ‘Somes them up perfectly’ - really? Somes?

The original quote seems highly dubious too.

GeneralBurk said:
It’s a spoof Wetherspoons Customer Service account.

Where is that brilliant joke orbiting gif that I got hit with when you need it?

GeneralBurk · Oct 22, 2017

Mr.D said:
Where is that brilliant joke orbiting gif that I got hit with when you need it?

How exactly have I missed the joke?

Mr.D · Oct 22, 2017

GeneralBurk said:
It’s a spoof Wetherspoons Customer Service account.

GeneralBurk said:
How exactly have I missed the joke?

Ok, maybe I should've posted a picture of Sherlock Holmes.

Gb160 · Oct 22, 2017

Iron 1 said:
And Brady thought moving to the OS would give us 'bragging rights' over Tottenham. We are miles away from that.

Iron 2 said:
We're only just about hanging on to bragging rights over Leyton Orient......

Johnny J · Oct 22, 2017

Great to see that Bolivia, which I have literally just learned is what my phone autocorrects Bolivia to, is being given more time to help ensure West Ham's relegation. Good work, Brady. Apple, not so much.

mano-obe · Oct 22, 2017

Nine while nine · Oct 23, 2017

A poster on KUMB comments on whether Spurs will be at full-strength or not

"Spurs will play a third string for this. Their fans couldn't give a **** about it. We will lose."

(y)

Another poster on KUMB comments on whether West Ham will be at full-strength or not

"Who are we to rest players when the lazy ***** did **** all on Friday?"

:LOL:

Wellspurs · Oct 23, 2017

More optimism on KUMB;

Re: Tottenham Hotspur’s v West Ham United cup match thread

by rottiel on Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:03 pm

Georgee Paris wrote:7-0 Spurs win.

What about the 2nd half ?

riggi · Oct 23, 2017

We will rest players as will they but their fans will carry them onto a win. If I was billic, I would play a full strength team. He needs to win this.

Gb160 · Oct 23, 2017

riggi said:
We will rest players as will they but their fans will carry them onto a win. If I was billic, I would play a full strength team. He needs to win this.

Yep, I won't be happy if we lose, but I won't be pissed off, it'll be our reserve team anyway Riggs.

riggi · Oct 23, 2017

Gb160 said:
Yep, I won't be happy if we lose, but I won't be pissed off, it'll be our reserve team anyway Riggs.

I won't talk to anyone for a few days. I'm not even joking.

Gb160 · Oct 23, 2017

Let it go mate, we've bigger fish to fry.
I only know a few Hammers and they know full well if they beat our reserves it mean fuck all.
What would be epic if they go full strength and our reserves beat them....that would be beautiful.

riggi · Oct 23, 2017

Gb160 said:
Let it go mate, we've bigger fish to fry.
I only know a few Hammers and they know full well if they beat our reserves it mean fuck all.
What would be epic if they go full strength and our reserves beat them....that would be beautiful.

Ill only be fine if its a decent night atmosphere wise...

Gb160 · Oct 23, 2017

riggi said:
Ill only be fine if its a decent night atmosphere wise...

at a half full Wembley? I wouldn't bet on it.
I think we should play our ladies team for the lols.

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