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tttcowan

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I kind of want to us to buy Lovren. He used to be good. Poch would sort him out, get him back to what he was. Then in a couple of years beat Liverpool again with him playing... Just because we can.
 

ohtottenham!

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From Man City's Bluemoon forum re the Liverpool game...

It's great living in Liverpool. Went to the local bar at half time, had a couple of pints, then walked home. On the way back I passed a bloke watching the match in his living room and get this, he was sitting in the middle of a 3 seater sofa, alone, with a Liverpool scarf draped over the back of the sofa behind him. He looked so sad.
Brilliant!
I wanted to take a picture on my phone but my wife forbid me.

scousemanc, Today at 6:23 PM
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
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From Man City's Bluemoon forum re the Liverpool game...

It's great living in Liverpool. Went to the local bar at half time, had a couple of pints, then walked home. On the way back I passed a bloke watching the match in his living room and get this, he was sitting in the middle of a 3 seater sofa, alone, with a Liverpool scarf draped over the back of the sofa behind him. He looked so sad.
Brilliant!
I wanted to take a picture on my phone but my wife forbid me.

scousemanc, Today at 6:23 PM

Well....

YNWA

nothing about not sitting on a lonely sofa watching the game...

Frankly... I am alone in my room watching the game most of the time. Especially European matches at 2.45/3.45am. And I would be heartbroken to see my team being rape.... I actually feel for the guy. Know the feeling of utter dispare. U don't want to watch cause it's painful... But it's still the team u love.
 

KILLA_SIN

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Liverpool have conceded 16 scored 14, drawn the last 3 won 1 lost 1. 13 points from a possible 27, Drawn 2 and lost one after midweek Europe games. 1.4 PPG would give them 54 pounts for the season. That would mean they would finish outside the top 7.

Edit...already conceded 40% of last season goals. They conceded 42 last year in the league . Only Arse and Everton conceded more in the top 7. On course to concede 60+ this season.

They use to raise their game against the top sides not really happening anymore,
 
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SUIYHA

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Number of PL games that Spurs have conceded 3 or more goals since May 2015: 1

Number of PL games that Liverpool have conceded 3 or more goals since August 2017: 3
 

LexingtonSpurs

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BTW - but, Liverpool still seem to be living on reputation as much as any team - everyone always talks about their defensive short-comings, but preface it with talk about their prolific attack.

So far this season - 14 goals scored is only 7th best in the league. Not exactly lighting up the scoreboard - and just as much a cause of their problems as conceding 16. If they could jump on teams early, they can take teams out of games - but Liverpool are not scoring like people expect.
 

freeeki

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I do wonder what it's going to take for them to realise that Klopp really isn't all that.

His management today was appalling. Taking Lovren off after half an hour and ignoring him as he walks off the pitch in some sad attempt to throw the lad under the bus was absolute shitehawk behaviour. I'm delighted we bagged another couple after that which, to a degree, vindicated Lovren and put the spotlight back on the Klopp fraud.
 

cookiemonster

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Liverpool fan on Dejan Lovren

"He killed himself, bought a coffin, dug his own grave, buried himself and then bought an elaborate headstone today"
 

Ausp

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BehindEnemyLines

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I don't think Klopp is a fraud at all. I just happen to believe that often in football the stars align at a certain club, the coaches are right, the board are right, the timing and the players are right for certain players or managers to thrive. I think dortmund was just such a situation for Klopp, but Liverpool just isn't the same. It's why, prior to Poch, we have had a succession of top name managers, but they all pretty much flopped..... and when that happens I think you're better off getting rid as soon as possible rather than persevering with someone that'll never mix..... Bit like making cocktails with advocate, if it mixes is great, but if it curdles then dump and start again as nothing you can add will make it good again.
 

Phantom

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Jun 6, 2005
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Holy hell, the "dejan lovren" hastag on Twitter is on a brutality level I've rarely seen for a footballer.

https://twitter.com/search?q=dejan lovren&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search

A few of my favourites:

Col Wilson LFC‏@RepublicOfAlba

U feel sorry for Dejan Lovren ...don't ! He's on £100,000 a week for having the brain capacity of a recyling bin and the movement of a Dalek

Si‏@PhantomGoal

I'm aware this sounds like I'm overreacting, but I legitimately think Dejan Lovren has ruined any enjoyment in my life for the last 3 years.

Stipe Plazibat‏@StipeSP44
I ask my scout in FIFA18 Career mode to find me solid first team quality CB. He suggest me Dejan Lovren! I sack that scout.
 

Hakkz

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I don't think Klopp is a fraud at all. I just happen to believe that often in football the stars align at a certain club, the coaches are right, the board are right, the timing and the players are right for certain players or managers to thrive. I think dortmund was just such a situation for Klopp, but Liverpool just isn't the same. It's why, prior to Poch, we have had a succession of top name managers, but they all pretty much flopped..... and when that happens I think you're better off getting rid as soon as possible rather than persevering with someone that'll never mix..... Bit like making cocktails with advocate, if it mixes is great, but if it curdles then dump and start again as nothing you can add will make it good again.

Yeah. They should hire someone who can organise a defence.
 
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