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mano-obe

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Mar 2, 2005
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I think Bilic might be getting bummed in the morning.
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mstill13

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May 26, 2007
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"moyes is actually a decent fit. zombie manager for a zombie club. brooding over this team of halfwits like king of the undead while his little goblin phil neville dances around the gaping touchline in our chamber of sorrow decked out in WHU LONDON gear."

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nipponyid

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Jan 19, 2006
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Apparently the Porn Barons & Lady Boneface sent an important package to David Moyes this evening, it contained a Golden Dildo with the engraved words of.......'HELP US'

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SpunkyBackpack

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Dec 8, 2005
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I have itk about West Ham, well sort of. I was in the pub yesterday and spoke to Andy Carroll's mother in law (Ken Dodds dads dog walker had just left)

The players have completely switched off, Carroll spends his off time in the pub, Bilic has instilled zero discipline.

They're split between the English lads and the foreign clique, apparently nobody can criticise the foreign players.

When they signed Snodgrass, Bilic called him into the office and said 'right, so where do you want to play?', he couldn't believe what he was hearing, that he'd been signed and the manager didn't know what to do with him. He's much happier at Villa.


Not exactly earth shattering, i probably would have prodded for more info but they're massive West Ham fans and the dad looked like he was ready to push someone through a window after that performance so i left it, also i was drunk, she might have been the mother in law's sister actually come to think of it.
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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I have itk about West Ham, well sort of. I was in the pub yesterday and spoke to Andy Carroll's mother in law (Ken Dodds dads dog walker had just left)

The players have completely switched off, Carroll spends his off time in the pub, Bilic has instilled zero discipline.

They're split between the English lads and the foreign clique, apparently nobody can criticise the foreign players.

When they signed Snodgrass, Bilic called him into the office and said 'right, so where do you want to play?', he couldn't believe what he was hearing, that he'd been signed and the manager didn't know what to do with him. He's much happier at Villa.


Not exactly earth shattering, i probably would have prodded for more info but they're massive West Ham fans and the dad looked like he was ready to push someone through a window after that performance so i left it, also i was drunk, she might have been the mother in law's sister actually come to think of it.
Did ya give her one in the khazis?
 
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