Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham
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Drink!Drink!
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Dull football specialist David Moyes. They have been a dull/long ball team for s very long time now. I mean it is getting to the stage where, in living memory, they have spent more years being a long ball team than a footballing team.
That is their identity now.
What a horribly mismanaged club.....
Lol
That is their identity now.
What a horribly mismanaged club.....
Lol
Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
- Jun 20, 2012
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'The Dream Team'Apparently Phil Neville to be Moyes' assistant
Actually that's good news as I won't have to see/hear him stealing a living as a pundit.
SpursDave88
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The dream would be for them to appoint Sherwood! I think Bilic was an awful manager. The most important thing a manager can do is set up a team to work hard and defend as a team. He didn't even manage that.
montylynch
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Moyes confirmed apparently....Oh West Ham, the gift that keeps on giving.
IIRC didn't Brady dig Moyes out over the way he spoke to that women reporter not so long ago, the one he said he'd slap. Bit of a U-turn there my love.....
IIRC didn't Brady dig Moyes out over the way he spoke to that women reporter not so long ago, the one he said he'd slap. Bit of a U-turn there my love.....
mickdale
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maybe they can name a range of whips and paddles the moyes range - leaves a bruise and a bitter feeling
Dougal
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She actually went quite easy on him...
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....-david-moyes-found-out-earlier-this-week/amp/
Probably guessed he’d end up at West Ham.
Armstrong_11
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Hmm..... I was thinking Moyes might return to Everton. After all he wasn't fired but left to take over at Utd.
Well... Let's hope he can do to West Ham what he did to Sunderland.
Well... Let's hope he can do to West Ham what he did to Sunderland.
dirtyh
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maybe they can name a range of whips and paddles the moyes range - leaves a bruise and a bitter feeling
quality hahaha.
Cornpattbuck
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My West Ham supporting brother-in-law is fuming that Moyes is replacing Billic.
rossdapep
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When you've got Andy Carroll, Marko Arnautivic, Fernandes, Ayew and a number of others on your books it's got be pretty difficult to get them all motivated.
UncleBuck
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Wow, looks like and extra from Trainspotting...
RickyVilla
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I was going to say the Walking Dead.
Nine while nine
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Remember Alan Pardew? Difficult to forget the dad-dancing, mistress-keeping, self-regarding buffoon, I grant you, but it's also worth remembering that his last act in management was to secure 26 points for Crystal Palace from his last 36 games, a feat that made them the singularly worst-performing team in the entire English league system. He's also previously failed at West Ham, leading them to their worst run of defeats in over 70 years whilst in charge. He is, to boot, a complete and utter knob jockey.
Bearing the above in mind, if you want to know the extent to which West Ham fans DON'T want David Moyes, it can be found in the poll they're currently running on KUMB where, in what one wag calls "the opposite of Sophie's Choice", posters are given the option of David Moyes or Alan Pardew as their next manager.
Current scores on the doors?
Alan Pardew leads by 241 votes to 10.
If the West Ham Board do appoint Moyes, it will be carnage. And it will be beautiful to behold.
Bearing the above in mind, if you want to know the extent to which West Ham fans DON'T want David Moyes, it can be found in the poll they're currently running on KUMB where, in what one wag calls "the opposite of Sophie's Choice", posters are given the option of David Moyes or Alan Pardew as their next manager.
Current scores on the doors?
Alan Pardew leads by 241 votes to 10.
If the West Ham Board do appoint Moyes, it will be carnage. And it will be beautiful to behold.
UncleBuck
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Dead man walking more like and he hasn’t even been officially announced yet!
Ossie'sAardvark
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Moyes hahahaha. West Ham are the gift that keeps giving.
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