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VegasII

VegasII

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aka a silly thread for a silly season. I'll start the ball rolling with:

Sherwood for Men - the new eau de toilette fresh from the market (stall)

Buyers comments include:

'Reeks of betrayal'

'I feel like I've been stabbed in the back!'

'When wearing this I became death, destroyer of worlds...'

'The wife relegated me to the khazi'

'Filthy stench of failure'

'I've gone blind and I still haven't recovered!'

'Worse than sex panther, worse than panther piss'

Price 99p
Pseudo luxury Gilet bottle holder sold separately.
 
dondo

dondo

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Jan 4, 2006
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My ex wife got me the sol Campbell auto biography for Christmas last year, she not with us anymore because I beat her to death with it..
 
shelfmonkey

shelfmonkey

Weird is different, different is interesting.
Mar 21, 2007
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Dele Alli's 'How to do the Dele Wave' instruction manual.
 
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JimmyG2

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Dec 7, 2006
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Autobiographies:
Harry Kane...................Yeah definitely
Mauricio Pochettino......You do it my way.
Christian Eriksen...........There's more to life than tackling.
Harry Winks...................My life as the other Harry.
Dele Alli.........................The complete Nutmeg cookery Book.
Toby and Jan.................Central defending: All chocolates and waffle.
Hugo Lloris.....................Spurs: Non je ne regrette rien. (With Edith Piaf)
Kieran Trippier................Cross? I'm livid.
 
SUIYHA

SUIYHA

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Football's Top 100 Most Exciting Teenagers to Watch in 2018 - hardback copy, with foreward from Danny Rose
 
Hazardousman

Hazardousman

Audere est Facere
Jul 24, 2013
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JimmyG2 said:
Autobiographies:
Harry Kane...................Yeah definitely
Mauricio Pochettino......You do it my way.
Christian Eriksen...........There's more to life than tackling.
Harry Winks...................My life as the other Harry.
Dele Alli.........................The complete Nutmeg cookery Book.
Toby and Jan.................Central defending: All chocolates and waffle.
Hugo Lloris.....................Spurs: Non je ne regrette rien. (With Edith Piaf)
Kieran Trippier................Cross? I'm livid.
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The second I read this I lol'd.
 
mano-obe

mano-obe

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Mar 2, 2005
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Sherwood Gilete, the best a man can get

WH Smith book best seller. Sol Campbell autobiography "How I took Jack Wilshere up the Arsenal"
 
Armstrong_11

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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Arry's travel guide....

Just buy the same dam thing every where u go!

Forward by David Moyes.

Bonus guide to doing your taxes.
 
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