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Spurrific · Dec 14, 2017

There doesn't have to be intent at all, if he scores with his hand - regardless of if he was fondling his cock at the time, it shouldn't count. The referee made exactly the right decision and anybody that disagrees with his call is wrong.

The offside rule stipulates that only body parts that you can score with can be called offside, if your hands/arms can't be offside, you can't score with them either - regardless of whether you do so accidentally.

Anurag Jo · Dec 14, 2017

For defenders if the ball hits the hand only if its intentional it should be a penalty.

For attackers if it hits the hand and goes in the net regardless if it's intentional or not shouldn't count.

Sounds contradictory but this is how it should be.

tiger666 · Dec 14, 2017

Anurag Jo said:
For defenders if the ball hits the hand only if its intentional it should be a penalty.

For attackers if it hits the hand and goes in the net regardless if it's intentional or not shouldn't count.

Sounds contradictory but this is how it should be.

It should, that's also how it is as far as I'm aware?

mark87 · Dec 14, 2017

Boy do I love pissed off Liverpool fans, it's so much fun.

longtimespur · Dec 14, 2017

mark_2017 said:
Boy do I love pissed off Liverpool fans, it's so much fun.

Some on here are as entertaining as well sometimes

E17yid · Dec 14, 2017

Anurag Jo said:
For defenders if the ball hits the hand only if its intentional it should be a penalty.

For attackers if it hits the hand and goes in the net regardless if it's intentional or not shouldn't count.

Sounds contradictory but this is how it should be.

Don’t agree with the first bit. 99% of handballs arnt intentional so if what you said was true then you’d never have any penalties for handball. If your arms are in an unnatural position (high up) and you are far away from where the opponent has kicked the ball (5m or so) and it hits your hand it should be a penalty. Obviously, if your arms are by your side and your opponent is literally inches away from you and kicks it right at your hand it shouldn’t be a penalty

nailsy · Dec 14, 2017

It's ridiculous that the rules don't just say that you can't score a goal with your hand.

nidge · Dec 14, 2017

nailsy said:
It's ridiculous that the rules don't just say that you can't score a goal with your hand.

So a goalkeeper can't score an own goal if it comes of his hand first if we used that exact wording?

Shadydan · Dec 14, 2017

How the fuck is that not handball, intent or not the attacking player is gaining an unfair advantage because his hand diverted the trajectory of the ball, it's blatantly handball.

spursfan77 · Dec 14, 2017

Dillspur said:
It's not intentional, but had it not hit his hand it doesn't go in, so I don't see how it should be given?

....Is not the kind of thing a Liverpool supporter says

HobbitSpur · Dec 15, 2017

Spurrific said:
There doesn't have to be intent at all, if he scores with his hand - regardless of if he was fondling his cock at the time, it shouldn't count. The referee made exactly the right decision and anybody that disagrees with his call is wrong.

The offside rule stipulates that only body parts that you can score with can be called offside, if your hands/arms can't be offside, you can't score with them either - regardless of whether you do so accidentally.

I think it is legal to score with your cock, unless it ricochets of the hand while fondling.
Opens up another can of worms that debate though, seeing as most Liverpool fans are indeed W"""ers

rocklink · Dec 18, 2017

LFC have kept 13 clean sheets in the last 24 EPL games, the most by any team in that period

walton · Dec 18, 2017

Sensational as an attacking force again yesterday...when they play with that much collective confidence they're scarily good.

Shame Defoe didn't score instead of hitting the post...could have made things interesting...

E17yid · Dec 18, 2017

Lads, this is the laugh at Liverpool thread.

sebo_sek · Dec 18, 2017

E17yid said:
Lads, this is the laugh at Liverpool thread.

Tough to fill recently.

E17yid · Dec 18, 2017

sebo_sek said:
Tough to fill recently.

Give it time.

spursfan77 · Dec 23, 2017

Had some beers last night with a Liverpool fan who I thought was fairly sane in terms of football but no, seems I was wrong.

Couldn't acknowledge how we've been a better team than them for a decade born out by the league placings. They really are delusional.

cider spurs · Dec 23, 2017

Insomnia said:
I thought Samir Nasri was the first?

One too many love balls me thinks.

tiger666 · Dec 27, 2017

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42494944

Flanagan charged with assault.

Japhet · Dec 27, 2017

tiger666 said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42494944

Flanagan charged with assault.

Must have had some private coaching from Gerrard. Knew they'd find a role for him.

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