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NinjaTuna

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Chelsea are looking at Crouchy now. Apparently they didn't have enough homegrown players to fill their squad this season so they're targeting English strikers who would be willing to come in as a back up to Morata. Once Two Meter Peter turns them down I can see them going for Troy Deeney, before moving onto a tranfer deadline day scramble for Berahino or Connor Wickham.

Their other option is to wait and see if Rodriguez gets charged with racial abuse after that incident against Brighton. If he does they'll probably snap him up pretty sharpish.
Hoping Crouchy doesn't end up there. He's a hero, in my eyes, for those goals against City and in the CL
 

thecook

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Dzeko too according to the BBC gossip column. Are they so desperate for goals they want a plan B of lumping it up to the big man?
 

Dillspur

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I don't get chav fans, players seem to be downing tools again, I would be furious of this kept happening us (despite winning things) that club really is a soulless pit
 

bomberH

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If anyone thinks some of our fans are impatient, this is a tweet (amongst many similar ones) from a Chelsea fan last night...

@idk_dom

@RBarkley20 you know what Ross? Take your fucking shit Everton attitude problem boy performances somewhere else. I didn’t see you chase after a ball once. Your passing was boring. Your delivery for the last corner was like that of a 3 year old. Either step the fuck up or leave

9:59 PM - Jan 24, 2018



One game. As a sub.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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If anyone thinks some of our fans are impatient, this is a tweet (amongst many similar ones) from a Chelsea fan last night...

@idk_dom

@RBarkley20 you know what Ross? Take your fucking shit Everton attitude problem boy performances somewhere else. I didn’t see you chase after a ball once. Your passing was boring. Your delivery for the last corner was like that of a 3 year old. Either step the fuck up or leave

9:59 PM - Jan 24, 2018



One game. As a sub.

That's what being a big club is now. You get those parasites.
 

StartingPrice

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Feb 13, 2004
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I don't get chav fans, players seem to be downing tools again, I would be furious of this kept happening us (despite winning things) = that club really is a soulless pit

TBH, I think you answered your own question, there :)

Why address the deeply abhorrent nature of your club and the unearned and ultimately empty nature of your bought 'success' when you can just scapegoat Ross Barkley after one substitute appearance?
 

RickyVilla

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That's what being a big club is now. You get those parasites.
Big club? 5000 home attendances in the 80’s. If Ken Bates hadn’t been around their ground would be posh twats houses by now. They hit the jackpot when Abramobitch became interested but a big club? In my eyes never.
 

'O Zio

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Big club? 5000 home attendances in the 80’s. If Ken Bates hadn’t been around their ground would be posh twats houses by now. They hit the jackpot when Abramobitch became interested but a big club? In my eyes never.

They didn't used to be but they are undeniably a big club nowadays whether we like it or not,regardless of what criteria you base it on.
 

michaelden

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Aug 13, 2004
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Yip they are a big club, a big club of asses, which is why their new stadium looks like a pornstar's gaping starfish
 

Shadydan

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They didn't used to be but they are undeniably a big club nowadays whether we like it or not,regardless of what criteria you base it on.

You can't say that as the term is totally subjective.
The term big club is a nonsense anyway.
 

ernie78

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Big club? 5000 home attendances in the 80’s. If Ken Bates hadn’t been around their ground would be posh twats houses by now. They hit the jackpot when Abramobitch became interested but a big club? In my eyes never.
Exactly. A Chelsea fan at work was giving it the big 'un to everyone about how they were the biggest club in England. I had to chip in "In England?? Not even London mate. You've got a short memory, you were the worst supported London club in the 80's and your car park was behind the goal! Big club my arse, you're Millwall with money"

He tried to deny it so I printed pictures of cars parked behind their goal and handed them out. Everyone took the piss then.
 
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