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N17TJK

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Jul 25, 2013
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To the tune of ‘that’s amore’.

Luuu-cas got off the plane to assist Harry Kane, lucas mouraaa.

He came from PSG to play next to Alli, lucas mouraaa.

Gets the yids off their seats with his magical feet, lucas mouraaa.

Came to Tottenham from France now we all samba dance LUCAS MOOOURAAAA!!
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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To the tune of ‘that’s amore’.

Luuu-cas got off the plane to assist Harry Kane, lucas mouraaa.

He came from PSG to play next to Alli, lucas mouraaa.

Gets the yids off their seats with his magical feet, lucas mouraaa.

Came to Tottenham from France now we all samba dance LUCAS MOOOURAAAA!!

I'm going to go against the grain and suggest a version of Torres's old Liverpool song. (Animals went in 2 by 2).

He came to Spurs from PSG
Lucas! Lucas!
He hates Arsenal like you and me
Lucas! Lucas!
With pace and skill and feet so fast
He'll leave the fullback on the grass
Lucas Moura
He'll send the Yids insane!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na
Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na
Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Lucas Moura
He'll send the Yids insane!
 

thfc1973

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Apr 29, 2015
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I think the "...You're Shit" chant is so cringeworthy and embarrassing that the club needs to subtly say something about it IMO. Its really low when we sing that to teams we're beating. Singing it to the lowly teams is not very classy at all, and singing it to even the big clubs just fills me with a bit of shame tbh. They've won it all, we havent won bugger all in decades and here we are trying to mock them and call them shit? Especially when they're above us in the league!!??? Honestly, i just wish the fans would never sing that again. Its so embarrassing.
 

EastLondonYid

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Jan 26, 2010
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I think the "...You're Shit" chant is so cringeworthy and embarrassing that the club needs to subtly say something about it IMO. Its really low when we sing that to teams we're beating. Singing it to the lowly teams is not very classy at all, and singing it to even the big clubs just fills me with a bit of shame tbh. They've won it all, we havent won bugger all in decades and here we are trying to mock them and call them shit? Especially when they're above us in the league!!??? Honestly, i just wish the fans would never sing that again. Its so embarrassing.


Chill out mate,ffs, its only abit of fun at a sporting event,, not brexit negotiations..

The fun is slowly being squeezed out of football.....shall we start a petition to stop supporters singing ''we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen'' if they haven't won the CL 5 years in a row... or ''We are Tottenham suoer Tottenham from the lane'' when we're not that super and playing poorly...or indeed not even playing at the Lane?
Its a football chant , most football chants don't make sense and who cares?. ....lets not overthink things and enjoy going to games with light hearted non offensive banter......

The only problem i have with the ''your're fucking shit'' song is when we sing it too early and in danger of it biting us in the arse.
 
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worcestersauce

"I'm no optimist I'm just a prisoner of hope
Jan 23, 2006
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I think the "...You're Shit" chant is so cringeworthy and embarrassing that the club needs to subtly say something about it IMO. Its really low when we sing that to teams we're beating. Singing it to the lowly teams is not very classy at all, and singing it to even the big clubs just fills me with a bit of shame tbh. They've won it all, we havent won bugger all in decades and here we are trying to mock them and call them shit? Especially when they're above us in the league!!??? Honestly, i just wish the fans would never sing that again. Its so embarrassing.
When you outclass Manchester United it is not only acceptable it is deliciously apt, Christ I hope you're in a better mood when you wake up this morning.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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I only don't like the chant when it's against minor opposition (apart from West Ham) or too early.

I enjoyed signing it more than "o when the spurs" against united.
 

midspur

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Jan 28, 2005
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Chill out mate,ffs, its only abit of fun at a sporting event,, not brexit negotiations..

The fun is slowly being squeezed out of football.....shall we start a petition to stop supporters singing ''we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen'' if they haven't won the CL 5 years in a row... or ''We are Tottenham suoer Tottenham from the lane'' when we're not that super and playing poorly...or indeed not even playing at the Lane?
Its a football chant , most football chants don't make sense and who cares?. ....lets not overthink things and enjoy going to games with light hearted non offensive banter......

The only problem i have with the ''your're fucking shit'' song is when we sing it too early and in danger of it biting us in the arse.
I think “you’re not quite as good as we are “ is more PC and therefore acceptable.
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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I think the "...You're Shit" chant is so cringeworthy and embarrassing that the club needs to subtly say something about it IMO. Its really low when we sing that to teams we're beating. Singing it to the lowly teams is not very classy at all, and singing it to even the big clubs just fills me with a bit of shame tbh. They've won it all, we havent won bugger all in decades and here we are trying to mock them and call them shit? Especially when they're above us in the league!!??? Honestly, i just wish the fans would never sing that again. Its so embarrassing.

I don't mind it when we're thrashing one of the big clubs but I agree it's very cringe when we sing it to teams that we were clear favorites to beat in the first place. It's like gloating about how you beat your 7-year-old kid at chess or something. Or, like the time Michael Owen was rubbing it in while he was beating that young kid on some TV show with Neville Southall. Just a bit pathetic.
 

Beni

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Mar 3, 2004
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Whhhhennn he pleases the eye, controlling the ball feet, chest or thigh that’s our Moura

When the world sees him shine, and Arsenal fans start to whine, that’s our Moura

Spurs fans sing ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
As he pings to Lamela

His feet will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
A Brazilian you can tell-a

Wwwwhhhennn you give him the ball, he makes you look likea fool, that’s our Moura

When he has the ball at his feet, he will put bums on their seat, you’re in love
When he plays you’re in a dream, but you know you’re not dreaming that’s our Moura
Skins the player, Wengers greyer, likes a bit of Leo Sayer, that’s our Moura
 

Teemu

Pretty fly for a Tanguy
Jan 12, 2006
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I think “you’re not quite as good as we are “ is more PC and therefore acceptable.

Actually the word ‘we’ is the same as the first syllable of ‘wheat’ and some people in the stadium may be gluten intolerant so that’s quite frankly unacceptable.
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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Do we sing "shit ground, no fans" when we go away? Haven't been to an away game since I moved down here.

Scunny fans used to sing it when we travelled around. Best was when we played Chelsea in the FA cup 4th round during Mourinhos first stint, and they only half filled the ground. Also:
"Who needs Mourinho? We've got our physio!" ( Nigel Adkins, our physio under Brian Laws, was manager and would lead us from league 2 to the championship in 2 years)
 

Bradnavyid

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Jan 18, 2020
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In the same tune as ‘being a yid’

We measured Ali,
We measured Son,
We measured Aurier’s, it’s rather long,
We measured Eriksen’s, it’s rather small,
Jan has the biggest cock of em all,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Jan Vertonghen is Three legged,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Jan Vertonghen is Three legged!
 
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RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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In the same tune as ‘being a yid’

We measured Ali,
We measured Son,
We measured Aurier’s, it’s rather long,
We measured Kane’s, it’s rather small,
Tanganga has the biggest cock of em all,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Japhet Tanganga is Three legged,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Japhet Tanganga is Three legged!
You joined the site to post that? You'll go far on here, mate.
 

SpunkyBackpack

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Dec 8, 2005
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In the same tune as ‘being a yid’

We measured Ali,
We measured Son,
We measured Aurier’s, it’s rather long,
We measured Eriksen’s, it’s rather small,
Jan has the biggest cock of em all,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Jan Vertonghen is Three legged,
Three legged,
Three legged,
Jan Vertonghen is Three legged!

You can edit it as many times as you like to make it just a bit racist rather than fully racist but it's still shite, and racist.
 
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