What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

StartingPrice said:

It's quite remarkable, really. You can see in the second image that it isn't, but in the first image, you could be forgiven for thinking it was Graeme Souey Souness.


Also, why does he have seven fingers on his hand in the first image. Indeed, adding to the confusion, why is he claiming they've won it seven times in the first image and only five in the second.

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It's the top of the seat mate!

StartingPrice said:

It's quite remarkable, really. You can see in the second image that it isn't, but in the first image, you could be forgiven for thinking it was Graeme Souey Souness.


Also, why does he have seven fingers on his hand in the first image. Indeed, adding to the confusion, why is he claiming they've won it seven times in the first image and only five in the second.

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Or six fingers and a thumb?!

Pedant Central !

Roynie said:

Or six fingers and a thumb?!

Pedant Central !

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Yeah...but I'm a simpleton and have never mastered the distinction. If I had been in charge we would never have got as far as the opposable finger, er, I mean thumb

bomberH said:

‘I would have admitted they were better than us as a whole’ he says after a 4-1 loss. K thx.

To be fair, they have every right to argue that they are the second best team (great argument) because they could well be, but he says stats don’t lie yet fails to mention Utd are still above them, making them officially the 2nd best team in England at the moment.

It’s close between us and Liverpool. No one can deny they’re playing some excellent football and to beat Porto away 5-0 is pretty amazing. Porto aren’t a pushover, they may have lost to Galatasaray recently but they’ve beaten some giants there in the past. They’ve been excellent overall since we thrashed them. And we’ve been excellent in 2018.

I don’t care much for the ‘weakest squad in the top 5’ argument either. They’ve spent much more than we have, it’s not anyone else’s fault if they’ve bought duds. Van Dijk cost more than Lloris, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Davies, Trippier and Aurier put together. Salah, Mane and Firminho cost around the same as Kane, Dele, Eriksen, Lamela, Dembele, Son, Winks and Llorente. If they think they have a weak squad they have no one else to blame but themselves.

If this poster was more ‘There isn’t much between Spurs and us’ rather than ‘Second best team in England my arse, we’re better than them and I don’t care what anyone says’ then i’d be more empathetic to their cause. Instead, he’s a RAWKtastic biased spunkmonger who won’t give anyone any credit ever, like most of their posters.

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I actually think that the non-permitted adjectives should actually be allowed in the Lets all laugh at Liverpool thread because they are the only adjectives that can truly be used to emphasise them as human beings .

Wheeler Dealer said:

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If we’re gonna take the pee out of the IQ of other fans, best to use a spellchecker. “Responsded” in bold is giving any unlikely literate bindipper a free hit.

900triumph said:

If we’re gonna take the pee out of the IQ of other fans, best to use a spellchecker. “Responsded” in bold is giving any unlikely literate bindipper a free hit.

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I sent it to about 10 Liverpool fans and none noticed . Not even the smart one.

parj said:

I sent it to about 10 Liverpool fans and none noticed . Not even the smart one.

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Are there any smart pool fans though?

ardiles said:

Are there any smart pool fans though?

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Some can say 18

Gb160 said:

He's taking the piss mate.

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Sershia's a girls name?

parj said:

I sent it to about 10 Liverpool fans and none noticed . Not even the smart one.

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Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

Lemon said:

Sershia's a girls name?

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Saoirse also means sunshine or freedom in Irish .

900triumph said:

If we’re gonna take the pee out of the IQ of other fans, best to use a spellchecker. “Responsded” in bold is giving any unlikely literate bindipper a free hit.

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Should Of gone to SpellSavers.

Col_M said:

Should Of gone to SpellSavers.

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I sore wot you dun there!

900triumph said:

If we’re gonna take the pee out of the IQ of other fans, best to use a spellchecker. “Responsded” in bold is giving any unlikely literate bindipper a free hit.

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“1000’s” is also poor form

Roynie said:

I sore wot you dun there!

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#their

Liverpool fans are having a special kind orgasm every times when we get a penalty and not win the game

Alot of bile from that special lot up north this evening
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if that had been any foreign player
they'd have been accused of leaving was
leg in to try to win a penalty?

They managed to cheat themselves a draw against league one opposition. LIONS!

Jenas, Shearer & Lineker can go get fucked. If Rose & Alli were foreign they'd be getting slaughtered
in their tweets & interviews for fucking weeks.

So spursy that

Massive massive dive for the penalty there...
Extraordinary dive it really was


Refs should be wise the dangling leg by now. Alli's right leg is left dangled, the Rochdale player pulls out and their legs brush. Alli is away if he wants to be but he wants the penalty, so he flies to the ground. This stuff is worked on and worked on these days, refs not spotting it is typical



Hope England go out of the world cup to a penalty by an opposition played in exactly the same scenario in the summer as some of the decisions Kane / Ali have been awarded over the past few weeks, just to watch the media cry in outrage about it.



You see more 2-2s at Spurs then at an Archbishop Desmond family gathering.


Alli needs dealt with, but the FA allow it, so he'll keep on doing it, he's a cheat.

I believe you'll find that a score of 2-2 away from home is actually counted as win as opposed to a draw, in the Book of Spur. Ask that Buffery lad, he'll tell you all about it.

what an utterly repulsive little club


Ha ha, brilliant. Replay in the spurs calendar will do them no favours.


Ha fuck off Spurts you horrible cheating shower of shithouses.

is this as good as the Juventus draw?


Haha. Well done, Rochdale.
How many of Kane’s goals are from pens?

Another 2-2 win


A 2-2 draw away obviously means Spurs won.



Spurs still on for the treble. Lol (wtf)


c*nts. I don't know how Dele Alli still gets penalties. Suarez got nothing when his reputation as a diver was established (remember the "When Suarez gets a pen!" chant). Alli and Lamela are serial divers. Time for them to get punished post-match or punished implicitly with referees giving them nothing in "Boy who cried wolf" style


Cheating c*nts those fucking small time club Spurs.



Just thought I'd drop by to give a big fuck you to Dele Alli and the small club in London.


Another stunning 2-2 draw! Is there anything this Spurs team can’t do?


My kids cheered the Rochdale equaliser like a Liverpool goal - they hate Alli, Kane and Spurs.

kaz Hirai said:

Alot of bile from that special lot up north this evening
____________________________________

if that had been any foreign player
they'd have been accused of leaving was
leg in to try to win a penalty?

They managed to cheat themselves a draw against league one opposition. LIONS!

Jenas, Shearer & Lineker can go get fucked. If Rose & Alli were foreign they'd be getting slaughtered
in their tweets & interviews for fucking weeks.

So spursy that

Massive massive dive for the penalty there...
Extraordinary dive it really was


Refs should be wise the dangling leg by now. Alli's right leg is left dangled, the Rochdale player pulls out and their legs brush. Alli is away if he wants to be but he wants the penalty, so he flies to the ground. This stuff is worked on and worked on these days, refs not spotting it is typical



Hope England go out of the world cup to a penalty by an opposition played in exactly the same scenario in the summer as some of the decisions Kane / Ali have been awarded over the past few weeks, just to watch the media cry in outrage about it.



You see more 2-2s at Spurs then at an Archbishop Desmond family gathering.


Alli needs dealt with, but the FA allow it, so he'll keep on doing it, he's a cheat.

I believe you'll find that a score of 2-2 away from home is actually counted as win as opposed to a draw, in the Book of Spur. Ask that Buffery lad, he'll tell you all about it.

what an utterly repulsive little club


Ha ha, brilliant. Replay in the spurs calendar will do them no favours.


Ha fuck off Spurts you horrible cheating shower of shithouses.

is this as good as the Juventus draw?


Haha. Well done, Rochdale.
How many of Kane’s goals are from pens?

Another 2-2 win


A 2-2 draw away obviously means Spurs won.



Spurs still on for the treble. Lol (wtf)


c*nts. I don't know how Dele Alli still gets penalties. Suarez got nothing when his reputation as a diver was established (remember the "When Suarez gets a pen!" chant). Alli and Lamela are serial divers. Time for them to get punished post-match or punished implicitly with referees giving them nothing in "Boy who cried wolf" style


Cheating c*nts those fucking small time club Spurs.



Just thought I'd drop by to give a big fuck you to Dele Alli and the small club in London.


Another stunning 2-2 draw! Is there anything this Spurs team can’t do?


My kids cheered the Rochdale equaliser like a Liverpool goal - they hate Alli, Kane and Spurs.

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If we get through Juve, I hope we draw these ****s in the champions league. With Alli going down three times in the box for penaltys and ten offside goals, as well as Lamela calling Henderson a pussy after scooping the ball over his oafish dome for an assist.

kaz Hirai said:

Alot of bile from that special lot up north this evening
____________________________________

if that had been any foreign player
they'd have been accused of leaving was
leg in to try to win a penalty?

They managed to cheat themselves a draw against league one opposition. LIONS!

Jenas, Shearer & Lineker can go get fucked. If Rose & Alli were foreign they'd be getting slaughtered
in their tweets & interviews for fucking weeks.

So spursy that

Massive massive dive for the penalty there...
Extraordinary dive it really was


Refs should be wise the dangling leg by now. Alli's right leg is left dangled, the Rochdale player pulls out and their legs brush. Alli is away if he wants to be but he wants the penalty, so he flies to the ground. This stuff is worked on and worked on these days, refs not spotting it is typical



Hope England go out of the world cup to a penalty by an opposition played in exactly the same scenario in the summer as some of the decisions Kane / Ali have been awarded over the past few weeks, just to watch the media cry in outrage about it.



You see more 2-2s at Spurs then at an Archbishop Desmond family gathering.


Alli needs dealt with, but the FA allow it, so he'll keep on doing it, he's a cheat.

I believe you'll find that a score of 2-2 away from home is actually counted as win as opposed to a draw, in the Book of Spur. Ask that Buffery lad, he'll tell you all about it.

what an utterly repulsive little club


Ha ha, brilliant. Replay in the spurs calendar will do them no favours.


Ha fuck off Spurts you horrible cheating shower of shithouses.

is this as good as the Juventus draw?


Haha. Well done, Rochdale.
How many of Kane’s goals are from pens?

Another 2-2 win


A 2-2 draw away obviously means Spurs won.



Spurs still on for the treble. Lol (wtf)


c*nts. I don't know how Dele Alli still gets penalties. Suarez got nothing when his reputation as a diver was established (remember the "When Suarez gets a pen!" chant). Alli and Lamela are serial divers. Time for them to get punished post-match or punished implicitly with referees giving them nothing in "Boy who cried wolf" style


Cheating c*nts those fucking small time club Spurs.



Just thought I'd drop by to give a big fuck you to Dele Alli and the small club in London.


Another stunning 2-2 draw! Is there anything this Spurs team can’t do?


My kids cheered the Rochdale equaliser like a Liverpool goal - they hate Alli, Kane and Spurs.

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They can all fuck off back inside their tiny terrace houses with the outside shitters...

kaz Hirai said:

Alot of bile from that special lot up north this evening
____________________________________

if that had been any foreign player
they'd have been accused of leaving was
leg in to try to win a penalty?

They managed to cheat themselves a draw against league one opposition. LIONS!

Jenas, Shearer & Lineker can go get fucked. If Rose & Alli were foreign they'd be getting slaughtered
in their tweets & interviews for fucking weeks.

So spursy that

Massive massive dive for the penalty there...
Extraordinary dive it really was


Refs should be wise the dangling leg by now. Alli's right leg is left dangled, the Rochdale player pulls out and their legs brush. Alli is away if he wants to be but he wants the penalty, so he flies to the ground. This stuff is worked on and worked on these days, refs not spotting it is typical



Hope England go out of the world cup to a penalty by an opposition played in exactly the same scenario in the summer as some of the decisions Kane / Ali have been awarded over the past few weeks, just to watch the media cry in outrage about it.



You see more 2-2s at Spurs then at an Archbishop Desmond family gathering.


Alli needs dealt with, but the FA allow it, so he'll keep on doing it, he's a cheat.

I believe you'll find that a score of 2-2 away from home is actually counted as win as opposed to a draw, in the Book of Spur. Ask that Buffery lad, he'll tell you all about it.

what an utterly repulsive little club


Ha ha, brilliant. Replay in the spurs calendar will do them no favours.


Ha fuck off Spurts you horrible cheating shower of shithouses.

is this as good as the Juventus draw?


Haha. Well done, Rochdale.
How many of Kane’s goals are from pens?

Another 2-2 win


A 2-2 draw away obviously means Spurs won.



Spurs still on for the treble. Lol (wtf)


c*nts. I don't know how Dele Alli still gets penalties. Suarez got nothing when his reputation as a diver was established (remember the "When Suarez gets a pen!" chant). Alli and Lamela are serial divers. Time for them to get punished post-match or punished implicitly with referees giving them nothing in "Boy who cried wolf" style


Cheating c*nts those fucking small time club Spurs.



Just thought I'd drop by to give a big fuck you to Dele Alli and the small club in London.


Another stunning 2-2 draw! Is there anything this Spurs team can’t do?


My kids cheered the Rochdale equaliser like a Liverpool goal - they hate Alli, Kane and Spurs.

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Probably jealous they are not still in the cup?