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Oxford United Board meeting minutes
Chairman: "We have received two applications for the manager's job. The first is from an individual who was described by a former manager as 'unusual' and 'volatile', who once threw a chair at his first-team coach, who threatened to fake an injury in a row with another manager, who sent abusive text messages to his club captain and his chairman's son, who allegedly assaulted two women in a bar and two men in a street, who attacked a team-mate with a golf club, who allegedly once went on strike to force a move, who slapped a pitch invader in the face, and who, most shockingly of all, once played for West Ham."
Board: "Blimey. who's the second from?"
Chairman "Sol Campbell..."
Board Secretary: "All in favour of Craig Bellamy, say 'aye'"
Board: "Aye"
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Chairman: "We have received two applications for the manager's job. The first is from an individual who was described by a former manager as 'unusual' and 'volatile', who once threw a chair at his first-team coach, who threatened to fake an injury in a row with another manager, who sent abusive text messages to his club captain and his chairman's son, who allegedly assaulted two women in a bar and two men in a street, who attacked a team-mate with a golf club, who allegedly once went on strike to force a move, who slapped a pitch invader in the face, and who, most shockingly of all, once played for West Ham."
Board: "Blimey. who's the second from?"
Chairman "Sol Campbell..."
Board Secretary: "All in favour of Craig Bellamy, say 'aye'"
Board: "Aye"
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