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TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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Feb 2018: https://www.iod.com/news/news/artic...-must-not-miss-Karren-Brady-at-IoD-Open-House

ooh, and it's happening right now. She's got a lot to talk about.

Apparently the reminder email said:
"We as a board have created the conditions, unlike our friends in N17, to remain true to our brand 'essence'. You won't see Jesus lookalikes getting trampled on by the ICF in the sanitized versions of football you find elsewhere in London etc"


Dear Lady Brady.

What is your brand 'essence' ?

Your 'friends in N.17' are not and never will be your friends. We laugh at you a lot.

You are not our rivals. You wish that you were. Poxy yo yo team.
 

theShiznit

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Jul 26, 2004
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Overlong, but quite well done.

And from further down the same facebook page: ".when I was 6 we'd (West Ham) just won the World Cup!"

They're never going to let go of that myth, are they? :D:ROFLMAO::D:ROFLMAO:
The first thing I would do as the new director of football is put a star above the club badge, to remind everyone how West Ham won the world cup. :rolleyes: (or had 3 players playing for England as it's commonly known)

You know if we have three players in the England team they wouldn't want England to win anything.
 
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archiewasking

Waiting for silverware..........
Jul 5, 2004
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Weren't Bobby Charlton and Nobby Stiles both in that side? You could just as easily argue Man Utd won the WC. Except they're not a small time outfit.
 

JerryGarcia

Dark star crashes...
May 18, 2006
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Weren't Bobby Charlton and Nobby Stiles both in that side? You could just as easily argue Man Utd won the WC. Except they're not a small time outfit.
We should let them keep their imaginary West Ham World Cup trophy. It will be all they have next year when they're homeless and down in the Championship.
 

StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
Feb 13, 2004
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Feb 2018: https://www.iod.com/news/news/artic...-must-not-miss-Karren-Brady-at-IoD-Open-House

ooh, and it's happening right now. She's got a lot to talk about.

Apparently the reminder email said:
"We as a board have created the conditions, unlike our friends in N17, to remain true to our brand 'essence'. You won't see Jesus lookalikes getting trampled on by the ICF in the sanitized versions of football you find elsewhere in London etc"

(as I've taken the info from FTL...)

BUT WAIT, there's more. From this weekend.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5775471/west-ham-fan-jesus-punched-by-fellow-supporters/

A video was posted online of one fan, dubbed 'Jesus', making his way back into the stand following his illegal entry onto the playing surface.

But things quickly turned sour.

The man, who had long hair and a beard, was attempting to make his way back to his seat when he was confronted by fellow Hammers angry with his actions.

Punches were thrown towards him as the red mist descended in the London stadium.
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delicious ironing.

TBH, I thought the Spammers were a bit harsh on the Jesus fella.
He could see that his people were in distress.
Burnley had come upon them like a lion on the sheep-fold.
Pharoah Sean Dyche came up out of Egypt with his legions of chariots and was trampling them underfoot.
He only entered the pitch illegally so as to wrought a great miracle.
He was preparing to bring his people up out of the wilderness.
He was going to part the vast gulf from pitch-side to stands and deliver his people out of the hands of Dyche and into a land of The Land of London Stadium Milk and Honey (so it has been written by the Dildo-Brothers and the Lady-Boy).

And the Spammers crucified the poor beggar for it!
 

isaac94

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Jan 5, 2017
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Bobby Moore remembered. Ahead of the game against Burnley on Saturday, the first home game since the anniversary, West Ham will further their tributes. Members from the cup-winning squads from 1964 and 1965 will be presented ahead of the game, when a floral display will be laid in the centre-circle ahead of a minute’s applause.

:(
Too bad the ****s didn't remember there greatest player when he was alive, classless bunch, deserve what they get
 

isaac94

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They arent our rivals. They just have an obsessive hatred of us that isnt really reciprocated other than we, like the rest of the league, like laughing at them.
It is so weird how they think they are even near our level and some kind of competitors to us, the facts are they have always been a up and down club, should stay in there lane. This outburst is stupid, because the club have always been a struggling top/div 2 side, nothing has changed, its there dumb naivety for believing the shit that the dildo brothers promised them.
 

isaac94

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They’re not rivals in the same way that Palace, Charlton, QPR, Fulham or Watford aren’t our rivals the difference is that they’re far funnier to laugh at :LOL::LOL::LOL:
I would rather have those clubs as rivals tbh that the pickeys, least they have a shred of dignity
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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I can't find anything on WHU getting in trouble with the FA over their fans this weekend. Anyone seen or heard anything?
 

isaac94

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I think they’re more bothered about the fact that the players they’ve bought with that money have almost all been bad investments and haven’t been players any of the fans have wanted.

On the stadium point none of them think “the deal is unfair” - they just absolutely hate the stadium, because it’s shit, they hate the lie the board sold them, they hate the treatment of them as “customers” not fans, and they hate that they left Upton Park, which they loved and wanted redeveloped.
Not sure they wanted to stay at Upton http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/22525290, t
here fans were insufferbale saying how this move will make them big, even Noble said this club ain't a joke anymore, facts are the dumb ****s sold there souls for some pipe dreams the dildo brothers gave them.
 

riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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It is so weird how they think they are even near our level and some kind of competitors to us, the facts are they have always been a up and down club, should stay in there lane. This outburst is stupid, because the club have always been a struggling top/div 2 side, nothing has changed, its there dumb naivety for believing the shit that the dildo brothers promised them.

They don't think they're on our level. They just love to see us fail.
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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I can't find anything on WHU getting in trouble with the FA over their fans this weekend. Anyone seen or heard anything?

A statement released via the FA Spokesperson account read: "The FA strongly condemns the crowd disturbances seen today at West Ham United versus Burnley and will be seeking observations from West Ham as well as awaiting the match referee's report."
 
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