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olliec

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I like Salah and think he is a great player but he isn't one of their own and the way Pool go on about him now is like they compare him to Messi after one season! I don't think Kane will get the golden boot after this goal fest :(
 

Dundalk_Spur

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According to Liverpool fans on my Facebook page he is a Liverpool legend. Shows how far they have fallen if a good less than a season makes him a legend.
 

hellava_tough

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So easy getting bites off Liverpool fans if you say Salah will leave this summer!

Joking aside, if he plays a blinder against City in the CL then the likes of Barca, Real and PSG will be sniffing around

Should be a summer of potentially unsettling rumours for Liverpool fans (y)
 

Cornpattbuck

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According to Liverpool fans on my Facebook page he is a Liverpool legend. Shows how far they have fallen if a good less than a season makes him a legend.

Oh come off it, he's ace and pulling trees up this year. If he was ours, we'd be crowing too. The likelihood is he's going to break all PL records this year. He's had a ridiculous season, unfortunately.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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According to Liverpool fans on my Facebook page he is a Liverpool legend. Shows how far they have fallen if a good less than a season makes him a legend.
Ive been trolling my Dipper mate by calling Salah 'Michu' for a few weeks now...keep telling him he'll be playing in the Spanish 2nd division in a few years time.
He's one of the pricks who was still calling Kane a flash in the pan up until last season.
Im really fucking winding him up :troll:
 
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wirE

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Got to give it to Salah this season. 28 goals is a great achievement
 
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spurs mental

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Salah has been pretty much available for every game this season except Burnley away. (They fluked a late win) Wonder if they were without him like we are without Kane now how they would cope.
 
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So easy getting bites off Liverpool fans if you say Salah will leave this summer!

Liverpool fans tend to think it's a given that he will stay loyal to them. I have a five-point approach that tends to break down their confidence on this front. It goes something like this...

"You do know he's played for 6 clubs in 8 years, right?"

"You do know he's never stayed at a club for more than 2 seasons, right?"

"You do know he's never played more than 50 games for a single club, right?"

"You do know he once forced a move by ignoring a legally binding option to stay at one club to get a deal at another team, right?"

"Still, it's not as if he's seen, at very close quarters, exactly what a player needs to do to force a move away from Liverpool, is it?"

And, if that doesn't work, then I find a little white lie always tends to push them over the edge...

"Good news, though. I hear he's booked a place for his kids at the local nursery in Liverpool"

:troll:
 

Cornpattbuck

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Ive been trolling my Dipper mate by calling Salah 'Michu' for a few weeks now...keep telling him he'll be playing in the Spanish 2nd division in a few years time.
He's one of the pricks who was still calling Kane a flash in the pan up until lat season.
Im really fucking winding him up :troll:

Haha, love that. Whatever happened to Michu?!
 

rossdapep

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Shay Given's comments have them all up in arms!
"Other bigger clubs will be wanting him"

But according to Pool fans he's already at the world's biggest club. If Madrid come in for him and start using their underhand tactics he'll be gone because he'll force the clubs hand. It happened with Coutinho it'll happen again. At least Harry is at the club he loves and will at least wait to see how the project goes before forcing a move. Salah has no ties and owes Liverpool nothing.
 

E17yid

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I’ll be amazed if Salah goes anywhere this summer even if Madrid and Co come in for him. Just can’t see them selling Coutinho and Salah in the same year.

Next summer, if he carries on like he is, is much more likely but we’re gunna have to put up with him at Liverpool for at least 1 more year, IMO.
 

Haddock

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Doesn't matter what the dippers say. Salah is not one of their own and if he's given the opportunity to play for Barca or Real he'll most likely take it. Just as Couthino and Suarez did...and Bale and Modric.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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Doesn't matter what the dippers say. Salah is not one of their own and if he's given the opportunity to play for Barca or Real he'll most likely take it. Just as Couthino and Suarez did...and Bale and Modric.
Cant see them selling this summer tbh, they'll hold firm like they did with Coutinho, he'll get his move eventually if he pushes for it enough.
 
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