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aussiespursguy

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Trix

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If we draw Yanited at any point Mourinho is going to spend every press conference from now until we play them, telling the world how unfair it is we are playing at Wembley.
 

spursfan77

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If we draw Yanited at any point Mourinho is going to spend every press conference from now until we play them, telling the world how unfair it is we are playing at Wembley.

I bet we do draw them. No chance it will be the winners of southampton’s game.
 

Bobbins

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Jose abusing Shaw again I see.

Probably off to Chelsea in the summer according to the papers.

Imagine the reaction from Rose if he went to United and started getting abuse like Mourinho is giving to Shaw every week! Danny would never be out of the papers.
 

DJS

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Jose abusing Shaw again I see.

Probably off to Chelsea in the summer according to the papers.

Imagine the reaction from Rose if he went to United and started getting abuse like Mourinho is giving to Shaw every week! Danny would never be out of the papers.

I was wondering same thing re: Rose or whether he’d thrive under Mourinho’s anger.

Think Mourinho is losing it though tbh and Manchester United are in a right mess.

They’ve been linked with Sessegnon too and he’d be absolutely bonkers to go there - first due to Mourinho’s constant bullying of Shaw and secondly because left attack (where he is best) is one of their overloaded positions.
 

Riandor

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Question is how much longer will Jose stay? He has a history of not hanging around for too long and I get the Impression most of his players are unhappy. Deschamps put the boot in again today regarding Pogba and Shaw (who is still what, 22?) will likely just wait it out.

I could see Mourinho out next Season.
 

rossdapep

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Other than the obvious reason of ££££, I can't understand why Mourinho is still in the game, he clearly has no love for the sport and constantly living in a toxic environment (one that he causes) must be putting so much strain on him.

When he first arrived in the PL, I didn't like his arrogance and his lack of regard for professionalism and honesty but he at least had a cheeky and cheery side to him. He's a complete shadow of that now and rather than strike out at others to protect his players he's striking out at his own players to protect himself, yet every one can now see through it.
 

sherbornespurs

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Other than the obvious reason of ££££, I can't understand why Mourinho is still in the game, he clearly has no love for the sport and constantly living in a toxic environment (one that he causes) must be putting so much strain on him.

When he first arrived in the PL, I didn't like his arrogance and his lack of regard for professionalism and honesty but he at least had a cheeky and cheery side to him. He's a complete shadow of that now and rather than strike out at others to protect his players he's striking out at his own players to protect himself, yet every one can now see through it.

Perhaps he wants to add to his proud record of 12 time winner of the Bellen d'Or?
 

Japhet

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Other than the obvious reason of ££££, I can't understand why Mourinho is still in the game, he clearly has no love for the sport and constantly living in a toxic environment (one that he causes) must be putting so much strain on him.

When he first arrived in the PL, I didn't like his arrogance and his lack of regard for professionalism and honesty but he at least had a cheeky and cheery side to him. He's a complete shadow of that now and rather than strike out at others to protect his players he's striking out at his own players to protect himself, yet every one can now see through it.


He's always had bullying on his 'to do' list when things aren't going his way. One prime example was the Chelsea doctor incident where he tried to prevent her from treating an injured player. He then effectively bullied her out of a job. He's relying on it more and more of late which indicates to me that he's bereft of ideas.
 

Led's Zeppelin

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He epitomises everything that is wrong with football, and cleverly manages to avoid everything that is beautiful about it.

In short, he’s a ****.
 

Dougal

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When he first came to Chelsea you couldn't turn on Sky Sports without someone insisting he was 'a breath of fresh air'. I didn't like the fucker at Porto after the way they beat Celtic in the Uefa Cup.
 

DJS

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Man U are pretty much in a shambles, which is odd to say considering how high they are up the table.

Their squad is just so unbalanced and there is no clear togetherness in how they play.

Complete mess and needs some serious work.

Having been against it part of me would be intrigued to take Shaw and see if Poch can coax the best out of him again as on his day he was an excellent attacking left back / wing back. Just depends if he's shot already as some players just don't get it back.

Sick and tired of Mourinho bullying him though, utterly disgusting (plus like he did to that hot Chelski doctor as mentioned above).

The English game has moved on from him I think, he may still do okay abroad in different climate.
 

spursfan77

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We don’t want Mourinho out of old Trafford though because you know where the first place they will come calling for his replacement will be.
 

WalkerboyUK

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Jose abusing Shaw again I see.

Probably off to Chelsea in the summer according to the papers.

Imagine the reaction from Rose if he went to United and started getting abuse like Mourinho is giving to Shaw every week! Danny would never be out of the papers.

Interesting one with Shaw.
Jason Dodd has said that Shaw is one of those players that doesn't tend to react particularly well to orders, prefers an arm round the shoulder and quiet chat, which is probably why Jose is having issues with him, and why he flourished under Poch at Southampton.
Is Jose bullying/abusing him, or is he just trying to get through to him??
 

Bobbins

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Question is how much longer will Jose stay? He has a history of not hanging around for too long and I get the Impression most of his players are unhappy. Deschamps put the boot in again today regarding Pogba and Shaw (who is still what, 22?) will likely just wait it out.

I could see Mourinho out next Season.

At which point they will move mountains to get Poch.
 
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