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Jan 28, 2011
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In what has been a rather shit weekend of football, a moment's recognition, if you will, for Lucas Perez.

Frankly, I'd always rather appreciated the fact that he'd cost Arsenal £17.1m and had stolen £80k a week wages from them for a return of 1 Premier League goal in 11 appearances.

Difficult to top that at West Ham, especially as he only went for £4m, but, fair play, he's risen to the challenge. After a grand total of two sub appearances and 40 minutes playing time, he threw a wobbly this afternoon and refused to warm up and come on with 20 minutes to go.

Even though West Ham were 3-1 up at the time and creating lots of chances, he just sat there and shook his head. It was almost as if the scales had fallen from his eyes and he'd realised that he wanted to be anywhere but West Ham.

Which is strange because when Perez signed, he referred to West Ham as an 'historic club' and also said this...

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And yet he no longer feels 'very motivated' by these 'great fans' and 'amazing stadium' and 'historic club'.

I wonder why that might be...

 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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They'll be peddling lucky heather soon, it's honestly like they've got Del and Rodney as their official trading partners.
Absolute tat.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Such a hammer blow. They knew what they were getting. LOL
Im just stunned that with the state of the art training/medical facilities they have at Chadwell Heath they haven't cured him of his recurring injuries.
He must've been skipping his 'running down the astroturf corridor' sessions.
 

Ionman34

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Jun 1, 2011
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Im just stunned that with the state of the art training/medical facilities they have at Chadwell Heath they haven't cured him of his recurring injuries.
He must've been skipping his 'running down the astroturf corridor' sessions.
Behave...

He’d fall over and be out for 6 months with carpet burns
 
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