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C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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Fucking hell! That's twice in one day I've genuinely laughed out loud at my desk from posts on here. Reading stuff online often raises a smile or a chuckle but it's rare I crack up.

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That sounds like I'd wank to it. I'm not ruling it out, but I meant more for mates chatting shit on Whatsapp.
It destroys me. I'm not sure which I find funnier... the expression itself, or that someone actually modded Mr Bean into GTA: San Andreas :LOL:
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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West Ham: London Stadium to get claret pitch surround
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47918815

Well it looks like the dildos and Karen have been busy brainstorming on how to get themselves some of the positive coverage we've been enjoying recently with the new stadium.

Vice-chairman Baroness Karren Brady described the news as "wonderful and long-awaited" :ROFLMAO:

If they really pull out the stops they could get some claret and blue scaffolding to put their temporary seats on, with claret and blue breeze blocks and claret and blue cable ties holding it all together, Im seriously worried that the 'bragging rights' that Brady was harping on about will be all theirs again and we'll never hear the end of it.
 

HobbitSpur

The Voice of Reason
Jun 28, 2013
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West Ham: London Stadium to get claret pitch surround
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47918815

Well it looks like the dildos and Karen have been busy brainstorming on how to get themselves some of the positive coverage we've been enjoying recently with the new stadium.

Vice-chairman Baroness Karren Brady described the news as "wonderful and long-awaited" :ROFLMAO:

If they really pull out the stops they could get some claret and blue scaffolding to put their temporary seats on, with claret and blue breeze blocks and claret and blue cable ties holding it all together, Im seriously worried that the 'bragging rights' that Brady was harping on about will be all theirs again and we'll never hear the end of it.

A couple of points in that article made me chuckle. Firstly the claret surround is only part of the deal. As with any deal/negotiation there is normally some kind of compromise. I would say that as the 'other part' of the deal has not been mentioned I assume that it is not completely beneficial to the spammers. Could be interesting.

Secondly I like the point raised that they have even named a stand in a rented stadium after their legend Billy Bonds. That sounds like a teenager sticking a poster up in their bedroom. They don't own it but they will do whatever they can to make it feel like its theirs.

The club continues to give more enjoyment to me with every passing day. I feel like giving the dildo brothers a biscuit and a pat on the head.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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West Ham: London Stadium to get claret pitch surround
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47918815

Well it looks like the dildos and Karen have been busy brainstorming on how to get themselves some of the positive coverage we've been enjoying recently with the new stadium.

Vice-chairman Baroness Karren Brady described the news as "wonderful and long-awaited" :ROFLMAO:

If they really pull out the stops they could get some claret and blue scaffolding to put their temporary seats on, with claret and blue breeze blocks and claret and blue cable ties holding it all together, Im seriously worried that the 'bragging rights' that Brady was harping on about will be all theirs again and we'll never hear the end of it.

Love it how they named a stand after a guy who said the stadium wasn't fit for football.
 

rez9000

Any point?
Feb 8, 2007
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A couple of points in that article made me chuckle. Firstly the claret surround is only part of the deal. As with any deal/negotiation there is normally some kind of compromise. I would say that as the 'other part' of the deal has not been mentioned I assume that it is not completely beneficial to the spammers. Could be interesting.

Secondly I like the point raised that they have even named a stand in a rented stadium after their legend Billy Bonds. That sounds like a teenager sticking a poster up in their bedroom. They don't own it but they will do whatever they can to make it feel like its theirs.

The club continues to give more enjoyment to me with every passing day. I feel like giving the dildo brothers a biscuit and a pat on the head.
 

BehindEnemyLines

Twisting a Melon with the Rev. Black Grape
Apr 13, 2006
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I can't help thinking that claret carpeting will surely emphasise the huge gap between the stands and the pitch........or maybe Pellegrini just wants to ear his slippers in the stadium?
 

ernie78

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Jun 13, 2012
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I can't help thinking that claret carpeting will surely emphasise the huge gap between the stands and the pitch........or maybe Pellegrini just wants to ear his slippers in the stadium?
Won’t the claret carpeting from afar (as most fans will be) look a bit like a running track??
 
Jan 28, 2011
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David Golds father was Jewish, as are/were many of their past players and fans.

Same as Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs fans and many more clubs. Neanderthals..

Although I agree with both the sentiments and facts of your post, I can't let this post go without recalling the important role that David Gold's father played in his life, not to mention the roles played by both his wife and his best friend. Oh, if only there were a tweet that summed it all up for us...


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:woot:
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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West Ham have said anyone identified will be banned for life. At least clubs are starting to take this stuff seriously.

Looks like it's on either a bus or the tube so I would assume there's CCTV of them all so hopefully they'll be able to identify them.
 
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