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Jan 28, 2011
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So Mark Noble can't discern a South Korean national from a Chinese national? To be fair, at least he's consistent. I mean, failing to get national recognition is sort of what Mark Noble is all about, isn't it?
 

hughy

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sounds like their kind of signing... maybe the manager's plan is to rebuild the 2013/14 championship winning team.

so maybe we will see Rodwell, Scott Sinclar, Joe Hart... :LOL::LOL:

Not sure even West Ham would touch him after that Sunderland documentary.



Nah, stick him on 125k P/W and he'll be fine...
 

Bensonrecon

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Way too much credit being given to Noble. I imagine he was told when it was taken where the guy is from, he just thinks it's part of China.

"Hey Mark, my mate's back in Gower won't believe I got a selfie"
"Oh mate it's terrible what goes on out there. I just hope your people and the Israelis finally make peace. Shalom!"
 

'O Zio

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I'm hearing Dzeko is to be their new saviour. :LOL::ROFLMAO:

A once decent PL player from 5 or 6 years ago who's now just about past it enough that he might be prepared to listen to offers from mid-table clubs? He's a crap injury record away from being the archetypal West Ham signing.
 

edson

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We have a Champions League Semi Final to look forward to and what do West Ham have........Carpet

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Jan 28, 2011
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KUMB has a carpet thread. No, really they do.

And, although fans, players and managers have campaigned for this change to the stadium over the past couple of years, claiming it will improve the sightlines for players and make it feel more like home, it's really starting to dawn for most of them exactly where they stand in the current pecking order.

"The juxtaposition of Spurs’ new stadium opening and us putting a bit o’ carpet over a running track (which took longer to come to fruition than their stadium) is awesomely, fittingly tinpot." (y)


Some remain doggedly, one might say insanely, loyal to the club...

"This thread isn't about Spurs new stadium, it's about OUR carpet and it's a hell of a lot more interesting than that flat pack toilet in Middlesex." :unsure::ROFLMAO:

Although that bullishness was somewhat deflated by the following responses

"It's not OUR carpet, we're just the lodgers who've put some money towards new rugs."

"But if we're ever evicted, WE'RE TAKING IT BLOODY WELL WITH US! If they let us..." :joyful:

But my favourite response was this one, which I thought was quintessentially West Ham

"Marvellous. Now can we start a campaign to revert it to green?"

:D
 

allatsea

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Aug 31, 2012
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KUMB has a carpet thread. No, really they do.

And, although fans, players and managers have campaigned for this change to the stadium over the past couple of years, claiming it will improve the sightlines for players and make it feel more like home, it's really starting to dawn for most of them exactly where they stand in the current pecking order.

"The juxtaposition of Spurs’ new stadium opening and us putting a bit o’ carpet over a running track (which took longer to come to fruition than their stadium) is awesomely, fittingly tinpot." (y)

Some remain doggedly, one might say insanely, loyal to the club...

"This thread isn't about Spurs new stadium, it's about OUR carpet and it's a hell of a lot more interesting than that flat pack toilet in Middlesex." :unsure::ROFLMAO:

Although that bullishness was somewhat deflated by the following responses

"It's not OUR carpet, we're just the lodgers who've put some money towards new rugs."

"But if we're ever evicted, WE'RE TAKING IT BLOODY WELL WITH US! If they let us..." :joyful:

But my favourite response was this one, which I thought was quintessentially West Ham

"Marvellous. Now can we start a campaign to revert it to green?"

:D

Brilliant
 

Armstrong_11

Spurs makes me happy, you... not so much :)
Aug 3, 2011
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FWIW the Noble tweet is fake, I remember it from a couple of years ago. The fella is Chinese

think he is more than Chinese... he is like... "default Chinese face no. 3" Always see those features for people coming from Hong Kong / Taiwan.

but u gotta admit that was a really good joke.
 

absolute bobbins

Am Yisrael Chai
Feb 12, 2013
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KUMB has a carpet thread. No, really they do.

And, although fans, players and managers have campaigned for this change to the stadium over the past couple of years, claiming it will improve the sightlines for players and make it feel more like home, it's really starting to dawn for most of them exactly where they stand in the current pecking order.

"The juxtaposition of Spurs’ new stadium opening and us putting a bit o’ carpet over a running track (which took longer to come to fruition than their stadium) is awesomely, fittingly tinpot." (y)

Some remain doggedly, one might say insanely, loyal to the club...

"This thread isn't about Spurs new stadium, it's about OUR carpet and it's a hell of a lot more interesting than that flat pack toilet in Middlesex." :unsure::ROFLMAO:

Although that bullishness was somewhat deflated by the following responses

"It's not OUR carpet, we're just the lodgers who've put some money towards new rugs."

"But if we're ever evicted, WE'RE TAKING IT BLOODY WELL WITH US! If they let us..." :joyful:

But my favourite response was this one, which I thought was quintessentially West Ham

"Marvellous. Now can we start a campaign to revert it to green?"

:D
the best post...

From a distance..... It looks like a running track.
 
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