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What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

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jonnyp

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No it is not zed. You brits and your grammar. Utterly insane. Just adding things for no reason. Color, favorite, zee, criticize. Lets get this right. No need to overcomplicate things. Simplify is the best policy(y)

I don't think yanks who write month before day in dates should shout too loudly at others. I'm surprised you guys don't write time like this: mm:hh am/pm

Zed actually makes sense because of the letter C.

Oh and the word "solder", which you weirdos pronounce as sodder. Bonkers.

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Japhet

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The Americans have a game called 'Football' where only 1 player uses their foot to move the ball. We have a game called 'Football' too where 22 players use their feet to move the ball around for the entire game, and yet the Americans insist they are the ones that have it right. How's that for simple?
 

Spurger King

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The Americans have a game called 'Football' where only 1 player uses their foot to move the ball. We have a game called 'Football' too where 22 players use their feet to move the ball around for the entire game, and yet the Americans insist they are the ones that have it right. How's that for simple?

It’s called Handegg. They just don’t know it yet.
 

davidmatzdorf

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I keep feeling that I should appoint myself referee, as I think I'm probably the only person here who is fully-bilingual in English.

But after nearly 50 years in London, I'm too prejudiced. I'd be adding on extra minutes of injury time every time someone said the score was "one-zero", flashing yellow cards for any kind of foul against the syntax and pointing to the penalty spot for excessive rhoticity [no, you know how to use Google, look it up].
 

swarvsta

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AFTV is splendid tonight.

Why does the pain of DT give me so much pleasure? :LOL:

I did like his line...”Monreal.....fuck me.... come on....this is a football club not a nursing home”.

Maybe all the shit he has chatted about Spurs over the years. Poor little lad got his comeuppance.

 
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