How about to the tune of Elvis Costello's Alison?
"Maddison, we know your feet are magical.
Oh, Maddison, your aim is true."
I'll leave you fine wordsmiths to do better than my feeble attempt (though the second line was pretty much fine as it was).
I had never seen this Twitter/X account before yesterday but he certainly put a lot of effort into creating a mammoth thread! He does seem to enjoy stirring ppl though so maybe he's just looking for engagement on his account to try to get some of those Elon X payouts!
I find myself agreeing and winnering every post that suggests selling Kane AND every post that says we roll the dice, keep him for another 12 months and risk losing him for free. You can only imagine that those closest to the deal are also going through similar conflicting emotions. Damned if...
Not only that. But this "English teacher" needs to learn about punctuation and capitalization of proper nouns for a start. Please tell me you're not a native English speaker yourself, Waffles!
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