15 of the most poetic phrases from The Beautiful Game

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    Well you could argue it didn't rhyme, but my favourite ever sporting utterage was when a bloke behind me at a Spurs v Birmingham City game, apropos of literally nothing, stood up during a lull in the game and shouted:

    "FORSELL....YOUR MUM'S A LESBIAN"

    That's poetry in my book.
     
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    Incidentally I can officially confirm that number 14 on that list is not exclusively used in the world of football.

    Both the toilet habits of @Archibald&Crooks and the dating life of @talkshowhost86 can testify to that.
     
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    Glenn said that Harry finished with aplomb....
     

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