15 of the most poetic phrases from The Beautiful Game

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Well you could argue it didn't rhyme, but my favourite ever sporting utterage was when a bloke behind me at a Spurs v Birmingham City game, apropos of literally nothing, stood up during a lull in the game and shouted:

"FORSELL....YOUR MUM'S A LESBIAN"

That's poetry in my book.
 
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