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50 Best Football Chants

neilp

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Jul 9, 2007
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I didn't see, who ate all the pies, or does your missus take it up the arse, I'm not sure those are a true representation.
 

oskathegobshite

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Jan 20, 2004
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Chim Chimenee Klinsmann chant was a personal favourite and, more recently, Dele Alli Fifa 16 variation of 'fucking head in'.

As for other songs used more widely by other clubs not included here, two that stand out are 'wings of a sparrow' and 'oh *random place* is full of shit'
 

riggi

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Chim Chimenee Klinsmann chant was a personal favourite and, more recently, Dele Alli Fifa 16 variation of 'fucking head in'.

As for other songs used more widely by other clubs not included here, two that stand out are 'wings of a sparrow' and 'oh *random place* is full of shit'

How does the alli one go again? It's quality from what I heard.
 

nuttynoah

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Jul 21, 2004
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The Zamora one always make me laugh.

A personal favourite of mine was the chant they used to sing at Albert Camus when he played in goal.
'who the f*cking hell am I'.
 

riggi

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West Ham singing at Rio when he was on a drugs ban...

His name is Rio and he watches from the stands..

Haha
 

RickyVilla

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Andy Goram when diagnosed with schizophrenia. "Two Andy Goram's, there's only two Andy Goram's"
I still think the Djimi Traore song from the scousers is the best one.
 

Hoddle&Waddle

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He's got a pineapple on his head, he's got a pineapple on his head (at Jason Lee)

You're just a shit Micheal Jackson (at Nani)

are 2 of my faves.
 

StartingPrice

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Feb 13, 2004
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Couple of off the cuff favourites of mine, in no particular order:

Next game after news broke of John Scumbag Terry scuttling Wayne Bridges missus, I think it was Reading, and the oppos fans, like virtually the whole stadium, started singing: "Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry." Priceless.

Also, my brother was a season ticket holder at Saint James's for decades and roped me into their games when he could (he paid so who gives. They had a cup tie against Hartlepool - a bit of a North-East derby, but one that didn't happen very often - so both sets of fans got themselves worked up to spew stored up invective at one another. The Geordies were giving the Hartlepool fans dogs of grief about the great Monkey Hanging incident. Apparently, during a war in the nineteenth century, probably the Napoleonic war, a monkey escaped from the local zoo (or somewhere) and the good people of Hartlepool caught it. They decided it was a French spy and lynched the poor ting. In response the Hartlepool fans started chanting back at the Geordies: "We hung the monkey, we'll hang you." That was it. Just made me laugh :)
 
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nferno

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Jan 7, 2007
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...With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile...
 

RichieS

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Couple of off the cuff favourites of mine, in no particular order:

Next game after news broke of John Scumbag Terry scuttling Wayne Bridges missus, I think it was Reading, and the oppos fans, like virtually the whole stadium, started singing: "Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry." Priceless.

Also, my brother was a season ticket holder at Saint James's for decades and roped me into their games when he could (he paid so who gives. They had a cup tie against Darlington - a bit of a North-East derby, but one that didn't happen very often - so both sets of fans got themselves worked up to spew stored up invective at one another. The Geordies were giving the Darlington fans dogs of grief about the great Monkey Hanging incident. Apparently, during a war in the nineteenth century, probably the Napoleonic war, a monkey escaped from the local zoo (or somewhere) and the good people of Darlington caught it. They decided it was a French spy and lynched the poor ting. In response the Darlington fans started chanting back at the Geordies: "We hung the monkey, we'll hang you." That was it. Just made me laugh :)
That would be Hartlepool. Still a NE derby though.
 
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