A Pigs head left in Kenwynne Jones' locker

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  1. FMA

    FMA Well-Known Member

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    Could have been worse, he could have woken up and found Ruud Van Nistelrooy's head in his bed.
     
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  2. hughy

    hughy I'm SUPER cereal.

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    Bit weird, that.
     
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  3. Drexl

    Drexl Well-Known Member

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    I am well aware of that

    But there has been no evidence to suggest Jones is a jew or seventh day adventist, most of twitter are claiming he is a muslim, IF and it is a big if, he is a muslim then Whelan is extremely lucky he has only a broken windscreen to contend with and not several missing teeth and a broken jaw.

    Jones is 6ft 5 and built like Tyson
     
  4. King of Otters

    King of Otters Well-Known Member

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    According to my sources, Levy is actually at the forefront of the banter scene at Spurs. Just the other week, Levy, in full black face, burst into the home dressing room, flopped out his hampton, and proceeded to chase a dumbfounded Lewis Holtby along the corridor while howling 'swallow my salty bratwurst!' in a manic tone.
     
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  5. Misfit

    Misfit Magnificent bastard.

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    Indeed. Not sure this falls into the "bants" category. All I'm saying is don't be shocked when the police start digging up dead bodies in and around the Stoke dressing room and several players are taken into questioning for murder at some point in the future. This is how it starts. Poor little piggies and other animals first...

    "Duh, herpy hur. Decapitated pig's head. Diss is funny hurr hur. I like the way a person's skin feels when I'm wearing it. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" /masturbates furiously.
     
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  6. talkshowhost86

    talkshowhost86 Mod-Moose Staff

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    Sounds like the end of season amateur performance of Charlotte's Web got out of hand.
     
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  7. Ehsan Khan

    Ehsan Khan New Member

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    Lol thats jokes i dont know how that got in threeeeee
     
  8. beats1

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    He is a Rastafarian and they dont eat pork
     
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  9. thinktank

    thinktank Hmmm...

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    Not for Orcs.
     
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  10. TheGreenLily

    TheGreenLily "I am Shodan"

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    That is just seriously messed up, seriously messed. Even if it was just a joke, it is still seriously messed up.
     
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  11. hughy

    hughy I'm SUPER cereal.

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    Just your average Friday morning in Stoke.
     
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  12. noiseboy55

    noiseboy55 Well-Known Member

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    that's charlie Adam isn't it?
     
  13. 3Dnata

    3Dnata Well-Known Member

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    Jones's partner is a muslim too.
    I'm a non believer and pork lover but if anybody left a pigs head on anything of mine as a practical joke I wouldn't be slapping the on the back and saying what great banter.
    Completely unsurprizing that Stoke players are like this.
     
  14. mill

    mill Well-Known Member

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    It's not funny but just stupid regardless of the religons involved
     
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  15. Spurger King

    Spurger King can't smile without glue

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    Yes but who's the guy holding him up?
     
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  16. MattyP

    MattyP Advises to have a beer & sleep with prostitutes

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    I don't think Stoke players have quite understood the meaning of spitroast.
     
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  17. Casparian

    Casparian Living in a Lillywhite Dreamland.

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    Brek Shea.
     
  18. Reece

    Reece That's some serious bass!

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    Well whoever did it certainly made more than a pig's ear out of this one
     
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    Even if Jones is a Muslim, and his partner does have a Muslim name, they can't be the religious type because Islam does not condone partnership out of wedlock.
     
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  20. mill

    mill Well-Known Member

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    This has got fuck all to do with religon, just a shit joke
     

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