A rant from a QPR fan

[montylynch]

Just received this in an e-mail.

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT!

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

 

[nldnboi]

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.

I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Dougal]

Me too :-(

 

[Real_madyidd]

I like the QPR fan.

I would also add that I hate new rules on tackles. Football has gone completely gay.

 

[soup]

Me too :-(

Speak for yourself Dougal, I fucking love Louise Redknapp!

 

[C0YS]

I understand what hes saying, but most of that stuff is media influence on the game, you don't have to watch sky sports, you don't have to. the PL is exiting game by game. and for all disillusioned football fans take it game by game, a game is enjoyable its all the other stuff which can sometimes wreak it. Go into grass roots football if you must. These things will go in cycles. Sky is struggling this year...maybe soon things will change...we will see

 

[TheChosenOne]

The QPR fan has some bitter and twisted issues.

Goes with the territory I suppose.

 

[mattdefoe]

I like the QPR fan.

I would also add that I hate new rules on tackles. Football has gone completely gay.

please make a thread on this! if you dont i will i would like others opinion because im starting to think that.

 

[fieryjack]

I like the QPR fan.

I would also add that I hate new rules on tackles. Football has gone completely gay.

So do i, to all 3(count`em) statements but i`m probably not allowed to say it.
Over the years we do seem to have had a lot of up and comers, who for one reason or another are never heard of again.
Please don`t make me compile a list.

 

[Blockbuster]

he would cream his pants and LOVE football and QPR if QPR won a cup and got promoted to the prem and pushed for honours.

 

[Dov67]

"I hate that I dont hate Roy Hodgson"

absolute quality!

 

[DJS]

:lol:

You'd think they would be doing better with the money and resources they have - although you could say the same for Hearts in the SPL...

They were doing quite well under the first manager of the new regime, Di Canio I think his name was.

No idea why they got rid of him but Jim Magilton and Paul Heart weren't exactly ambitious appointments or likely sucess stories...

 

[Kyras]

I'd be pretty disillusioned if I was a QPR fan.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

:lol: love it

 

[PT]

"I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

Hmm - some truth in that...

 

[RickyVilla]

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

So true. Was a quality post!

 

[KentuckyYid]

I hate QPR more than any other team and have done for several years.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Poor fella needs counselling, all that hate!! Some nice chinese tea and he'll shit it all out :wink:

 

[barry]

Someone hide the razor blades. 4-0 down against forest and it's only half time

 

[sim0n]

I like the QPR fan.

me too. the window is open, let's sign him :rofl: