Adopt a player..

[ButchCassidy]

I'll take Nigel.

Sorry, we don't have a player called that.

 

[Scot-Spur]

I will go N'jie, think he might be hit and miss this season.

 

[heelspurs]

I'll have Dier because he needs protecting from the shitty puns related to his name.

dier-bolical choice on your part but welcome to the team.

 

[KalSpur]

Put me down for Pritchard or Trippier please - your choice. Was going to go for Dier but he's got enough adoptive parents already.

 

[west indie]

Put me down for pritchard, think he will surprise a lot of people and pundits out there

 

[spurs-r-us]

I'll take Onomah.

Got high hopes.

 

[Bulletspur]

I will go for Lamela

 

[MichaelPawson]

I'll adopt Yedlin. Tough to see an American not doing well at Sunderland.

 

[riggi]

I hope this isn't a ploy to try and get more positivity out of the match day threads.

 

[guiltyparty]

I just wanted to say that Danny Rose just totally cooked an amazing bacon sandwich for breakfast and is now on to constructing a rather spiffing avocado salad for lunch. So versatile, so much passion

 

[guiltyparty]

Wow that's really quite sad

And not the only one - I got a frickin disagree for adopting him!

 

[eddiebailey]

Andros needs my love.

 

[tototoner]

Eriksen for me

 

[McFlash]

Walker please! Needs to learn defending.

Fyp.

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

Fyp.

Walker is by far the best defender the world has ever seen!

You were testing me right?

 

[McFlash]

*puts on his best Waynetta Slob impression*
"I wanna braaan baby, everyone else on the estate has got one".

Clinton for me

Great idea for a banter inducing thread/theme.

 

[McFlash]

Walker is by far the best defender the world has ever seen!

You were testing me right?

Yeah, just making sure I had an idea of how this thing was gonna work.

 

[MetalFace D]

Alex Pritchard for me.

 

[alexis]

Pritchard

 

[Bulletspur]

Time to update @TaoistMonkey. Good luck with that!