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An ode to The Great One

Stoof

THERE IS A PIGEON IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
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Jun 5, 2004
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[yt]gKgZsukTOzo[/yt]

Well sometimes I go stand by myself
And I look across the subs bench
And I think of all the things, what you've done
And in my head I make a picture

:CHORUS:
Cos since you've been away
Well my team, it's been a mess
And I've missed your jet black hair
And the way you used to dress
Won't you play more often?
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you play more often STAL-TER-EEE?

STAL-TER-EEEEE
STAL-TER-EEEEE
STAL-TER-EEEEE

Did you have to go away
Sit on the bench, night and day
Bet ya hate Chimbonda?
I hope you didn't give up hope
I hope you know you're the man who'll fix it for us
And you can play just anywhere,
Change the team? Oh yes we'd dare! Are you busy?
And it's such a sorry sight
When you're not there on the right, it makes us dizzy

:CHORUS:
(STAL-TER-EEEE) x3

Well sometimes I go stand by myself
And I look across the subs bench
And I think of all the things, what you've done
And in my head I make a picture

:CHORUS:
STAL-TER-EEEE [ad infinitum]
Why don't you play more often Stalteri?


:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Paul Stalteri. Man. Canadian. Legend.

:oops:

[inspired by talkshowhost and Metro in Tottenham Court Road]
 

Flatters

Racist Troll
May 4, 2005
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Doo doo doo-doo! Paul Stalteri!
Doo doo doo-doo! Paul Stalteri!
Doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo! Doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo doo doo-doo! Paul Stalteri!

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:bow:
 

nidge

Sand gets everywhere!!!!!
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Jul 27, 2004
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:rofl:

Stoofio that is class.
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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No idea what the tune's meant to be :shrug:

any clues?
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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can't see vids on Firefox at work - when i embed them from work it's blind and guess work :shrug:

Didn't know the Zutons did that tune either, i thought it was the wicked witch of the beehive
 

pablo73

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2006
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that is brilliant! wonder if Amy Winehouse would cover that one as well, you never know....
 

southlondonyiddo

My eyes have seen some of the glory..
Nov 8, 2004
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Absolute quality.

Lee & Salty are by far and away our best and most experienced full backs and enjoy defending, which is nice!
 

SpurSince57

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Jan 20, 2006
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Class, Stoof.

He's got beetly eyebrows,
But he's all ours
Mad staring eyes
And super-muscly thighs
Wears a plastic leather jacket,
But he can still hack it
His name's Stalteri
And he's no fairy.
 

TopSpurMan

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Aug 14, 2007
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intersting point about ps and for that matter tt - quoted by all the other players as being the individually fittest players at the club - apparantly a personal interest in fittness drives them to personnally train
 
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